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Trump for president
#21
An article in this morning's Star-Tribune was about Trump's relationship with women over the years and how he has been creepy and a pig, both in his commentary and his actions, specifically when he was in charge of the Miss USA (?) pageants.

Once, while visiting Marina Del Rey, CA (where I've visited the past couple of years) he mused, "The women here really take care of their asses."

My wife and I chuckled.... and then concurred with The Donald.
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#22
It looks like the Hitlery people are afraid of the Bernie bots attacking the Democratic convention with protests and are beefing up security. Maybe the Black lives matter people can get in on the festivities and bring in a few Wicca people and occupy some space for the cameras. It would be some awesome exposure for them. Its like a pet snake biting the hand of the one that feeds it.
Meanwhile the Donald is picking up some spending cash for future clashes, Obama is getting worried and the media is looking the other way for now.
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#23


I always read the title as Trump for breakfast.
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#24
I bet he would have eggs Benedict.
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#25


I'm sure he eats boogers.
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#26
Will you call him president fuckface? hah You won't be alone I think.
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#27
(05-16-2016, 01:36 PM)Maggot Wrote: Will you call him president fuckface?


If it comes to that I will probably call him the fuckface in the White House.
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#28


I find the sound of President Fuckface appealing but I'd probably choke on calling him President.
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#29
Isn't 3 terms as president illegal?
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#30
(05-16-2016, 01:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I find the sound of President Fuckface appealing but I'd probably choke on calling him President.
Is his face really one you would like to fuck? I could probably get my hair to do what his does with some egg whites, but no way I could get that "always looks like he's pinching off a stubborn turd" look on my face. hah
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#31
(05-16-2016, 01:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Isn't 3 terms as president illegal?


Yes, in every case except for when Bill Clinton is involved.
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#32
(05-16-2016, 01:46 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Is his face really one you would like to fuck?


There are a lot of things I fantasize about doing to his face but fucking it isn't one of them. *shudders*
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#33
LMAO!
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#34


I wouldn't touch that bitch with someone else's kitty.
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#35
His wife though... Hubba-hubba.
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#36
(05-16-2016, 01:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-16-2016, 01:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Isn't 3 terms as president illegal?


Yes, in every case except for when Bill Clinton is involved.


You can eat cho dinna eat cho poyk and beans he's a backdoor man! The back door to the presidency. hah go go Billy Bob!
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#37
(05-16-2016, 09:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(05-16-2016, 01:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-16-2016, 01:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Isn't 3 terms as president illegal?


Yes, in every case except for when Bill Clinton is involved.


You can eat cho dinna eat cho poyk and beans he's a backdoor man! The back door to the presidency. hah go go Billy Bob!
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#38
New poll if you can even believe them. I really don't myself.

Donald Trump has now grown his lead over Hillary Clinton in Rasmussen Reports’ first weekly White House Watch survey.

Trump earns 42% support to Clinton’s 37% when Likely U.S. Voters are asked whom they would vote for if the presidential election were held today. But Rasmussen Reports’ latest national telephone survey finds that 13% prefer some other candidate, while seven percent (7%) are undecided. (To see survey question wording,

Rasmussen

Tomorrow it'll be different.
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#39


I never know whether to believe polls or not so I'm inclined not to unless I'm agreeable to what they indicate.
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#40
I'm watching Trump live in Kentucky right now. The NRA has endorsed him.

He was just talking about the very conservative judges on his short list for Supreme Court nominations should he be elected president. He wants someone like Scalia, who he thinks was the best. He wants judges that will rule against gun controls and in favor of abortion restrictions/bans.

He also wants to build the military (more) and is going off on Hillary Clinton and immigrants.
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