Wake up wake up come out come out

[Maggot]

All you munchkins in munchkin land.....

[Duchess]

Oh man, I'd love to have a flying monkey.

[Maggot]

I want a rubber scarecrow.

[Maggot]

Good morning Mockers, what's on the itinerary today?

[Maggot]

I have 2ft tall tomato plants that need to go in the ground today. They even have 2" tomatoes on them. Its a good day because I don't like planting on sunny days and its a little overcast now.

[Love Child]

There is fresh snow on the mountain tops this morning! I am going to go get pictures and then go to work.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm short-staffed and will be filling in for a caregiver today and tomorrow afternoon.

I'm dreading it, but shouldn't be. They're just four hour shifts and the 98-year-old woman is sharp, kinda mean, and I find her really funny.

I like her stories about the old days in NYC; she always brags about punching people in the nose who should have known better than to mess with her.

[Duchess]

Good morning Mockers, what's on the itinerary today?

Good morning, Maggottyboo.

I was up early, ate a banana muffin, I would have went for a swim but there's something wrong with my pool filter. I went up to my boss' house, then I drove over to the job site to make sure the gates were still secure then I turned around and headed back South, I stopped at the tanning salon and then I came home. Right now, I'm contemplating eating a slice of cold pizza and because I'm home for the day I may smoke some weed. If I were a drinker I'd pour a glass of wine and go sit outdoors.

[OnBendedKnee]

If you're unsure about the cold pizza, the weed will help with that decision.

[Donovan]

I have been lazing around all day, the down side of renting a room in somebody else's place is the lack of Saturday puttering jobs. Binging on Game of Thrones and essentially whiling away the hours.

[Maggot]

My kids are going to the in-laws for 4 days. Time to unlock the "jungle room"

[Duchess]

Don't hurt yourself.

[Duchess]

...or poke an eye out.

[username]

I can't get my printer to work so fuck it, I'm buying a new one today. That piece of shit has been nothing but trouble the last couple years.

[Maggot]

I can't get my printer to work so fuck it, I'm buying a new one today. That piece of shit has been nothing but trouble the last couple years.

The last printer I bought I looked for the one with the cheapest ink. Printers are a dime a dozen.

[BigMark]

That's the way to do it.

[OnBendedKnee]

There's also a trick where you set your printer's black to a dark gray. It still comes out looking like black, yet that cartridge will last twice as long. Something along those lines... (Google for exact instructions. . .)

[BigMark]

Wow, what great tip.

[Midwest Spy]

Wow, what great tip.

OnBendedKnee has an entire book he wrote relating to Pro Tips.

I wish we'd see more of them.

[Maggot]

That's a good tip and now I wonder how many printers would have that feature or maybe in the computer being used. I will try it as I print a ton of stuff in black for my building prints. Some on a 3ft printer.