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3 guys at a bar . . . . .
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Carsman Offline
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3 guys at a bar . . . . .

. . . . . were sitting around BSing, and they started talking about how long they were. So they decided to unzip.

The 1st guy unzips and 2" flops out.

The 2nd guy unzips and 3" flops out.

The 3rd guy unzips and 4" pops out, so of course he won!

After winning, the guy says lucky for me I had a hard on! hah






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08-14-2016 10:00 AM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.





08-14-2016 11:40 AM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .



Women would never do that.

...maybe because their tits and ass are so visible.






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08-14-2016 12:06 PM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

(08-14-2016 11:40 AM)sally Wrote:  That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah






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08-14-2016 08:46 PM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

Apparently Duchess didn't get the memo either. Don't just single me out.





08-14-2016 10:16 PM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

(08-14-2016 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:  
(08-14-2016 11:40 AM)sally Wrote:  That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah

Bullshit. That actually happened to me and my friends. It was a real SAUSAGE PARTY*.....now in theaters. Don't be a Dick, go and see it.

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08-15-2016 06:11 PM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

(08-15-2016 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(08-14-2016 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:  
(08-14-2016 11:40 AM)sally Wrote:  That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah

Bullshit. That actually happened to me and my friends. It was a real SAUSAGE PARTY*.....now in theaters. Don't be a Dick, go and see it.

*This has been a Clangvertisment.

Now you've gone and done it, you'll have to keep an eye out for SALLY! hah






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08-15-2016 08:48 PM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

Edited to fix format. This is "three guys in a bar" jokes.

Three guys are in a bar when one turns to the other two and says, "wanna see something really cool? The wind updraft between this building and the next are strong enough to hold up a full grown man."
Of course they don't believe him so all three go up to the roof four stories high and the first guy says "watch this," steps off the roof and just hangs there in mid air. The second guy says, " I gotta try this," steps off the ledge and immediately plummets to his death.

The third guy watches him fall and says to the first guy, "Superman, you are one mean fucking drunk."






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08-15-2016 10:29 PM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

(08-15-2016 08:48 PM)Carsman Wrote:  
(08-15-2016 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(08-14-2016 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:  
(08-14-2016 11:40 AM)sally Wrote:  That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah

Bullshit. That actually happened to me and my friends. It was a real SAUSAGE PARTY*.....now in theaters. Don't be a Dick, go and see it.

*This has been a Clangvertisment.

Now you've gone and done it, you'll have to keep an eye out for SALLY! hah
I ain't scared of her. I'll serve her up like John McEnroe. Bitch steps to me I'll be smackin' a ho.

(Been listening to too much old school rap tonight....word to yo muther.)






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08-15-2016 10:34 PM
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(08-15-2016 10:34 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I ain't scared of her. I'll serve her up like John McEnroe. Bitch steps to me I'll be smackin' a ho.

You wont be able to catch me. I'll throw some pigs in a blanket to distract you and run the other way.





08-16-2016 08:49 AM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

You people are not sticking to the format, madface emoji. This is three guys in a bar jokes, indeterminate number of exclamation points.

For example:


Three guys walk into a bar...you'd think they have seen it there.






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08-16-2016 10:42 AM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

Or this one: three guys walk into a bar and tell the bartender, "Give us three shots of tequila, and three shots of Irish whiskey, we're celebrating because we all just had our first blowjobs!"
The bartender says "Hell that IS a reason to celebrate. Lemme buy you fellas a beer as well!"
The guy answers, "Nah, that's okay, if the tequila and whiskey don't kill the taste, nothing will."






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08-16-2016 10:53 AM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

A rabbit, a wolf and a bear walk into a bar...












Never mind I forgot how the joke went.





08-16-2016 10:55 AM
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RE: 3 guys at a bar . . . . .

(08-16-2016 08:49 AM)sally Wrote:  
(08-15-2016 10:34 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I ain't scared of her. I'll serve her up like John McEnroe. Bitch steps to me I'll be smackin' a ho.

You wont be able to catch me. I'll throw some pigs in a blanket to distract you and run the other way.

Make it bacon wrapped scallops. Mmmm.....






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08-16-2016 06:19 PM
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