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Bad Habits I have at Walmart
#1
When cleaning the floor I go to the Toys section just for fun look at all the Barbie Dolls and stuff. They have some new Five NIghts at Freddy's figures. Along with Olympic team USA Rio Barbie dolls. The new Barbie Dolls are kinda nice looking shorter and have thicker thighs arms and legs. Anything to beat the boredom of dusting the floor. I think my posture is suffering from looking at the floor so much. At least I'm not waxing the floor.

People at work think I'm strange cause the lights have suck a effect on my eyes and everyone's eyes especially if I use the computer too much. I think they want to fire me for freaking out cause of the lights but try to keep it under control. Some people have the suspicion I'm scaring customers but that is them just being a snooty walmart asshole who also has no business being there if you ask me.

People at Walmart are way too Anal cause all they do is LOCK onto the merchandise ZONE it forward like 3 times a day and just make the store look bad by doing that.


I unloaded Trucks for 11 years straight from1997-22013 did inventory 2013-2015 2015-2016 Floor cleanup boring but clean those shit stains off the toliet so nobody calls Home Office and say hey the toliets are dirty because I don't own a Squatty Potty
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#2
I'm anxiously awaiting the next installment of the annoying life of an abortion survivor.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#3
You want me to leave?
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#4
I don't need some punk to pick my brain...
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#5
(08-24-2016, 01:51 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: You want me to leave?


No! I'm glad you're here. I don't like the poop stuff but that's just my little pet peeve bullshit but I like you. You're entertaining. Aside from the poop stuff, that is.
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#6
Quit yer sniveling you wynee little snot. Geez pull your panties back up.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(08-24-2016, 01:39 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: I think my posture is suffering from looking at the floor so much.


Go clean by the books. You'll be forced to stand straight and you may even find something that interests you.
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#8
I can always tell following one of Poke's Wally World stories which of the regulars is gonna be the one insecure enough to try and make himself feel better by trashing Cory's posting style. There's always at least one. That's why I like him, I've known him a long time via internet boards and he's never changed who or what he is for no damn body. Gear was one who couldn't handle it. Now maggot. My money would have been on maybe Midwest Spy or Pyropappy but oh well.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#9
Yeah but Maggot would have said that to anyone. Look it at what he does to Aussie. And Pyropappy? Pyropappy posts out of an insane asylum for Christ's sake.
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(08-24-2016, 01:39 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: When cleaning the floor I go to the Toys section just for fun look at all the Barbie Dolls and stuff. They have some new Five NIghts at Freddy's figures. Along with Olympic team USA Rio Barbie dolls. The new Barbie Dolls are kinda nice looking shorter and have thicker thighs arms and legs. Anything to beat the boredom of dusting the floor. I think my posture is suffering from looking at the floor so much. At least I'm not waxing the floor.

People at work think I'm strange cause the lights have suck a effect on my eyes and everyone's eyes especially if I use the computer too much. I think they want to fire me for freaking out cause of the lights but try to keep it under control. Some people have the suspicion I'm scaring customers but that is them just being a snooty walmart asshole who also has no business being there if you ask me.

People at Walmart are way too Anal cause all they do is LOCK onto the merchandise ZONE it forward like 3 times a day and just make the store look bad by doing that.


I unloaded Trucks for 11 years straight from1997-22013 did inventory 2013-2015 2015-2016 Floor cleanup boring but clean those shit stains off the toliet so nobody calls Home Office and say hey the toliets are dirty because I don't own a Squatty Potty

Mad respect. I worked as a cashier for six months at Walmart in Rochester in 2006. Thank God I was a shitty roommate back then or I'd still be working there. In my eyes you are a hero.
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#11
What a soft shell............geez. I think Dono has a nice tin can to molt in until its safe.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
Doing manual labor is an admirable thing Pokey, no shame there, you earn your's. You're not like one of those life long welfare grubbers!
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#13
Lol my comment was that belittling others without any particular cause is the hallmark of an insecure personality. There are always a few. I was just surprised it was you first. And if you think my distaste for bullies makes me weak you are in for a surprise of an unpleasant sort.
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#14
(08-24-2016, 01:55 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: I don't need some punk to pick my brain...

They don't make dental tools small enough.
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#15
(08-24-2016, 04:28 PM)Donovan Wrote: Now maggot. My money would have been on maybe Midwest Spy or Pyropappy but oh well.

This hurts, man.

I'll have to reassess what I'm doing here.
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#16
Acting like a real fucking prick apparently.
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#17
(08-25-2016, 10:55 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(08-24-2016, 01:55 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: I don't need some punk to pick my brain...

They don't make dental tools small enough.

Wait...do toothpicks count as dental tools?

Anyway, I didn't think Maggot's post was belittling, bullying, or an attempt to run someone off at all. It's Mock, sometimes we mock each other.

On the other hand..............being called an abortion survivor with an annoying life is much softer than some of the devastating comments Maggot's stabbed me through the heart with over the years.

Sometimes, if I really think about it, I still bleed, like only women do. Shit, I don't wanna talk about it anymore, it's too painful.

Fuck you, Maggot, you BULLY!!! Blowing-kisses
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#18


Maggot once told me to STFU. It's been 8 years and I still haven't gotten over it. Wah.
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(08-25-2016, 12:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Maggot once told me to STFU. It's been 8 years and I still haven't gotten over it. Wah.

I'm sure he did so tongue in cheek*




*His, not yours. . .
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#20
Maggot's a big ol' softie. I just wanna huggle and cuddle him and give him a big old boop on the nose. *BOOP*
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