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Squatty Potty
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08-24-2016, 01:45 PM



This thing is the best owned on for about 6 months now don't have to use the bathroom at work anymore. Less constipated plus Hillary Clinton uses one. Takes a while to get used it it got the 9" one you need to have it about a foot or two away from the toliet took a while to figure that out.


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08-24-2016, 02:11 PM


I don't know what to say.

Do you like talking about poop?
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08-24-2016, 04:43 PM
I hear the squatty potty works really well for constipation. A friend of mine with chronic problems swears by the thing.
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08-24-2016, 06:22 PM
A stool for your stool. Cool!
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08-24-2016, 06:24 PM


hah Aren't you just so clever tonight.
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08-24-2016, 06:32 PM
(08-24-2016, 06:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah Aren't you just so clever tonight.

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08-24-2016, 08:02 PM
Howard Stern swears by it.
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08-24-2016, 09:52 PM
(08-24-2016, 08:02 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Howard Stern swears by it.

Fartman says "Its ASStronimical!"
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08-24-2016, 10:01 PM
Fart man. hah .............I remember that!
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08-24-2016, 11:50 PM
Moist Poop.
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08-25-2016, 12:25 AM
(08-24-2016, 11:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: Moist Poop.

Two words best never said on a first date.
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08-25-2016, 05:30 AM


Is this shit necessary?
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08-25-2016, 10:52 AM
(08-25-2016, 05:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Is this shit necessary?

Pun intended!
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08-25-2016, 11:10 AM


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08-25-2016, 12:52 PM
(08-25-2016, 05:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Is this shit necessary?

I guess it is if you suffer from constipation. From what Cory says it really works, he owned one for six months. I don't think it's like one of those "As seen on TV" things where you order and find out it's a piece of shit. Like that Smart Swab I got suckered into buying and it ruptured my eardrum.
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08-25-2016, 01:49 PM
(08-25-2016, 12:52 PM)sally Wrote: Like that Smart Swab I got suckered into buying and it ruptured my eardrum.


Don't put shit you buy on TV into your ear for fucks sake.
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