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Whats on the agenda
#1
Or like my buddy Tom used to say "whats on the vagina today" This guy was in Vietnam and was the point man on quite a few missions. I've seen pictures of him from back then with ammo strapped to his chest and visited his house once and he had 2 purple hearts in a draw he kept in a dusty old cellar with dust and spiders crawling all over the awards he was given for plowing through swamp in search of charlie. I haven't seen or talked to Tom in 5 years but he was the funniest fuck I've ever meet. he would talk about fucking his wife's armpit and then in the next sentence talk about gum. Anyways.........
This is labor day weekend and I have a shit ton of chipping, shredding and basically putting my yard back in order for the winter. Its a freaking mess and Saturday and Sunday I'm tackling the mess so I can relax Monday.



Whats on the vagina?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Schaghticoke Fair Saturday....maybe Sunday. No en femme adventuring though. Too many people I know are going to the Fair. Some friends from work and some from back in Hoosick Falls. Maybe next year when I go to the NY State Fair in Syracuse and get myself a hotel room. Other than that going to veg out in front of the TV and computer. Even did my laundry after work so I wouldn't have to worry about that. Back to work on Wednesday.
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#3
I have a leak on a water heater in the outdoor kitchen I have to fix
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#4
Outdoor kitchen? I canz eatz food indoors while being outdoors?

*mind blown*
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#5


I don't really have much of an agenda. I'm going to get in the pool in just a little bit, then I'm going to come back in and shower because I have to work for a couple hours. I'm going tanning on the way home and stop at the market. I hope to get in a ride when I return but Hermine is near so I don't know if that will happen or not. If I have time I'll head out to San Francisco so I can do something about Colin Kaepernick's hair.
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#6
Fucking hot water heater fitting rusted out
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#7


Did you have a big ass mess? Something like that happened up in the barn and it flooded a room.
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#8
yea
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#9
I guess nothing because that's what my husband likes to do. Absolutely nothing other than me cooking whatever he requested. There's a comedy show we could go to tonight, but he doesn't want to be around all those people. I've never liked that he's such a homebody because I'm the complete opposite, I can't just sit down and veg in front of the TV.
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#10
The Professor was just bitching about that today. Its been over a year since I've gone to a concert or a play. They send me the newsletters but I've been busy. I guess I better start thinking about that soon. She has her own ESL English class now with her new job this year starting Tuesday.
I think the last thing I want to was "The Raven" done by John Astin.



You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#11
Whats on the Vagina for this weekend?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12


In a word, rain. Yup. Anywhere from 3-5 inches, I'm already getting flood warnings. I just now cut the grass around the pool, which still has its cover on because it's been raining since, oh I don't know, April, maybe.
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#13
I like going to plays but can't get the current partner up and out in any timely fashion. It's a pain in the ass but she's damn near an agoraphobe at this point.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#14
This weekend its back to reality. Last weekend was 4 days of drunkenness. We were at Conesville rally again so it was titties and beer. Well that and drag racing. I did get to meet Jacki Knox [street outlaws] and watch him drag race a good friend of mine with his Sonoma. Man that truck can move.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#15
Albany Comic Con on Sunday.

Poker, pool and whatever on Saturday.
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#16
(06-01-2018, 02:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

In a word, rain. Yup. Anywhere from 3-5 inches, I'm already getting flood warnings. I just now cut the grass around the pool, which still has its cover on because it's been raining since, oh I don't know, April, maybe.

Mine is running all the leaves are out and the last stage of green is almost gone. The filter was not pumping after an hr or so and the only thing that it could be is a small leak in one of the o-rings. I ordered a new set but until then I opened the top valve just a bit to let the air buildup out. It works now and we should be swimming in it any day.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#17
Tomorrow I'm going to a coffee bar/cereal bar/comic shop. Run by professional wrestlers. It does not get geekier than that.
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#18


I never knew there is such a thing as a cereal bar.
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#19
Last night was date night, mexican restaurant, cadillac margaritas we sat around the pool looking at the stars and seeing venus and saturn shining so bright because no moon, looking at the satellites going across the sky and saw a shooting star. Life is fucking good.
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#20
(06-02-2018, 01:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I never knew there is such a thing as a cereal bar.

Kind of a new thing. I will review it tomorrow but when you think about it, for a college town like this its goddamn genius.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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