How mank of the....

[pyropappy]

wenches on here are "nasty"? Fauxcahantis wants you to wear your uniform in public.

I would suggest the best way to prove you are nasty is to make some home made porn pics and videos, please remember to post in nudie forum.

[sally]

Will do Pappy, will do.

If this is Pappy's grandson posting you better get your little perverted ass off the computer right now, young man.

[HairOfTheDog]

Will do Pappy, will do.

If this is Pappy's grandson posting you better get your little perverted ass off the computer right now, young man.

Since Papa Pappy (or little Paps) asked so nicely, I'm in too.

Maybe some of us nasty Mock wenches should team up and make Pappy's fantasies come to life?

Since Pappy's got a raging hard-on for Hillary Clinton, I'm thinking a politically-themed strip tease video could really get him going.

You could wear a lovely powder-blue polyester pant suit + some handsome flats and be HRC, sal.

Duchess could don a straight dark wig, a black chiffon sheath dress, and go heavy on the blood-red lipstick for her part as Huma Abdemin.

And, Love Child could dye her hair blonde, throw on some round wire-rimmed specs and a khaki ensemble and take on the role of Elizabeth Warren.

I'll be Debbie Wasserman-Shultz -- directing the action from behind the scenes with a frizzy mop on my head and a dumbass look on my face.

I'll leave it up to Pappy to decide if you nasty wenches will be dancing and taking it all off to "Nasty" by Ms. Jackson, "Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul, or "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen.

[sally]

And Aussie can just keep her current hairstyle, put on a small strap-on and go as Trump.

[Midwest Spy]

And Aussie can just keep her current hairstyle, put on a small strap-on and go as Trump.

Why are you leaving Clang out of the performance?

[HairOfTheDog]

And Aussie can just keep her current hairstyle, put on a small strap-on and go as Trump.

That works; good idea.

I think my friend aussie's hands are a little too big, but she's an experienced performer so she could probably pull it off.

Maggot can tossle some baby powder in his hair and stand in the corner checking you all out whilst man-chatting with MS, who'll be trying his best to refrain from sexting during the performance. They'll be playing Mr. Clinton and Mr. Weiner (or just being themselves).

[Duchess]

Duchess could don a straight dark wig, a black chiffon sheath dress, and go heavy on the blood-red lipstick for her part as Huma Abdemin.

Picture that! Ahahaha! I'm down with this. *nods*

Ready, wenches? Let's go fuck with Pappy's head.

[Midwest Spy]

Duchess could don a straight dark wig, a black chiffon sheath dress, and go heavy on the blood-red lipstick for her part as Huma Abdemin.

Picture that! Ahahaha! I'm down with this. *nods*

Ready, wenches? Let's go fuck with Pappy's head.

Big head or little head?

[HairOfTheDog]

Big head or little head?

Get back in the corner, Weiner.

As for Clang..........Caitlyn Jenner is a Trump supporter and Trump even said she could use whatever restroom she chooses in Trump Tower.

Clang could have a quick take away shot in our video, playing Caitlyn getting all dolled up ahead of her trip to use a gold-plated porcelain throne in NYC?


OR

If Clang prefers to go big sexy southern belle, he can take on the role of scorned ex-mistress Gennifer Flowers in our video -- standing in the opposite corner from you and BillMag, alternately winking at you guys and shooting daggers at HillSal.


I think Clang would shine as either nasty wench, so he can decide which part he prefers. Either way, Pappy will no doubt be blown away.

[sally]

And Aussie can just keep her current hairstyle, put on a small strap-on and go as Trump.

Why are you leaving Clang out of the performance?

I was thinking he could be Chris Christie because who doesn't like a fat guy in a porn movie?

I mean look at him, you can just picture him grabbing the pussy.

[HairOfTheDog]

^


I think Cars would make a good Newt Gingrich; sometimes calm, sometimes a big ole bully.............always crazy sexy!

[pyropappy]

Will do Pappy, will do.

If this is Pappy's grandson posting you better get your little perverted ass off the computer right now, young man.

No, it is me.

I am an old man, and in my era, a nasty woman was a bad thing.

How times have changed. Imagine during the depression people were embarrassed they had to visit a soup kitchen, now a days people have no shame, let alone scruples. This country is in for a very rude awakening.

[Carsman]

^


I think Cars would make a good Newt Gingrich; sometimes calm, sometimes a big ole bully.............always crazy sexy!

[sally]

Well Papster if you're looking for quality porn you're probably barking up the wrong tree anyway. So far all we've come up with is a bunch of ugly politicians.

[Maggot]

Are nuns naked under those robes?

[Clang McFly]

And Aussie can just keep her current hairstyle, put on a small strap-on and go as Trump.

Why are you leaving Clang out of the performance?

I was thinking he could be Chris Christie because who doesn't like a fat guy in a porn movie?

I mean look at him, you can just picture him grabbing the pussy.

I was thinking of dressing up as Monica Lewinski's "friend" Linda Tripp. Surely I couldn't look worse than John Goodman.

[Clang McFly]

Big head or little head?

Get back in the corner, Weiner.

As for Clang..........Caitlyn Jenner is a Trump supporter and Trump even said she could use whatever restroom she chooses in Trump Tower.

Clang could have a quick take away shot in our video, playing Caitlyn getting all dolled up ahead of her trip to use a gold-plated porcelain throne in NYC?


OR

If Clang prefers to go big sexy southern belle, he can take on the role of scorned ex-mistress Gennifer Flowers in our video -- standing in the opposite corner from you and BillMag, alternately winking at you guys and shooting daggers at HillSal.


I think Clang would shine as either nasty wench, so he can decide which part he prefers. Either way, Pappy will no doubt be blown away.

You flatter me, HoTD.

[pyropappy]

Well Papster if you're looking for quality porn you're probably barking up the wrong tree anyway. So far all we've come up with is a bunch of ugly politicians.

no, actually I was being facetious

but you never know, 1 in 100 we get lucky.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think our video could be a hit. People seem to love romantic comedy. Pornographic-political-comedy could be the next big thing.

So..........we need a Rudy Giuliani. Considering they share views on protests and Black Lives Matter, Gunnar gets my vote, though we might have to hold him down and force him into the suit and the partial skull cap.




We also need a hot, smart, stubborn, conservative female to play Kellyanne Conway -- FAHQTOO would be perfect.

[HairOfTheDog]

And...........the role of conspiracy theory guru Steve Bannon -- well, that goes to Biggie, for all the obvious reasons.