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Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .
#21
(11-01-2016, 10:53 AM)Donovan Wrote: I no longer care about holidays


Nooooo. Let me help you with that. I can make your holidays shiny & bright. Hehehe. Come down here and you can be part of my friends who are like family and celebrate with us. There will be presents with your name on them and lots of great food and fun.
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#22
Reese's peanut butter cups are my favorite. But yeah Take 5 is a good.
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#23


Never heard of 'em.
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#24
(11-02-2016, 05:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Never heard of 'em.


WHAT?


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#25
(11-02-2016, 06:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: WHAT?


hah I was referring to the Take 5.
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#26
hah
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#27
You gays! BTW, recount! We had 70.
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#28
It's almost time to give the nasty little beggars my candy. After 6 tonight when its dark. I predict tons of the little crusty nose pickers.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#29
You should give them hand sanitizer instead. Little germ bombs is what they are.
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#30
My son has my car until tonight and I haven't bought any candy yet. If the little bastards show up before I have a chance to go to Publix and buy candy I have a box of paperclips I can hand out.
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#31


You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#32
I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.
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#33
Made it through another slow Halloween, only 19 T & T'rs. hah
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#34
(10-31-2017, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote: I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

Try buying trash bags, condoms, duct tape and a shovel. (and WTF with the hairball!)
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#35
(10-31-2017, 10:08 PM)BigMark Wrote: (and WTF with the hairball!)

Shedding gray bush hair.
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#36
(10-31-2017, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote: my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it.


I know what that looks like and it's fucking revolting. Happens to my shower drain too. I should be bald for all the hair I pull outta there *gags*
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#37
(10-31-2017, 10:08 PM)BigMark Wrote:
(10-31-2017, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote: I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

Try buying trash bags, condoms, duct tape and a shovel. (and WTF with the hairball!)

There are three women with long thick hair that live in my house and when they take showers the hair strands slip through the drain. Eventually a big soapy scum ball of hair accumulates in the drain pipe and that BigMark is how a hairball is formed.
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#39
What were those things nuns swept up after church that fell out of vaginas. Scrunches or scatery's or some name I forget. I found it! A sootikin!

One entry defines a "sootikin" as a small mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poor women who did not wear undergarments - common until the 19th century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#40
Happy Halloween! hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large

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