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Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .
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Jimbone Offline
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

You should give them hand sanitizer instead. Little germ bombs is what they are.





10-31-2017 12:26 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

My son has my car until tonight and I haven't bought any candy yet. If the little bastards show up before I have a chance to go to Publix and buy candy I have a box of paperclips I can hand out.





10-31-2017 12:50 PM
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10-31-2017 12:51 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.





10-31-2017 09:12 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

Made it through another slow Halloween, only 19 T & T'rs. hah






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10-31-2017 09:25 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

(10-31-2017 09:12 PM)sally Wrote:  I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

Try buying trash bags, condoms, duct tape and a shovel. (and WTF with the hairball!)





10-31-2017 10:08 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

(10-31-2017 10:08 PM)BigMark Wrote:  (and WTF with the hairball!)

Shedding gray bush hair.






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10-31-2017 10:34 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

(10-31-2017 09:12 PM)sally Wrote:  my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it.


I know what that looks like and it's fucking revolting. Happens to my shower drain too. I should be bald for all the hair I pull outta there *gags*






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11-01-2017 04:55 AM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

(10-31-2017 10:08 PM)BigMark Wrote:  
(10-31-2017 09:12 PM)sally Wrote:  I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

Try buying trash bags, condoms, duct tape and a shovel. (and WTF with the hairball!)

There are three women with long thick hair that live in my house and when they take showers the hair strands slip through the drain. Eventually a big soapy scum ball of hair accumulates in the drain pipe and that BigMark is how a hairball is formed.





11-03-2017 05:03 PM
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11-03-2017 05:06 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

What were those things nuns swept up after church that fell out of vaginas. Scrunches or scatery's or some name I forget. I found it! A sootikin!

One entry defines a "sootikin" as a small mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poor women who did not wear undergarments - common until the 19th century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing.






11-03-2017 08:27 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . .

Happy Halloween! hah






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11-03-2017 11:19 PM
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