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I was hoping for Ham and all the fixings for Christmas but after putting the professor in bed tucking her in and shutting off the light because she is sick, I'm going to the Chinese restaurant for Chow mein spring rolls with ginger sauce, Crab rangoon maybe some terriaki and possibly some broiled shrimp on long rice. I guess Monday the other stuff I wanted for Christmas will be cooked. Just me and the kids tonight. Tra la-la.






12-25-2016 06:03 PM
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Aww. That's some kinda bullshit right there. In addition to feeling like crap physically, she's probably feeling like crap mentally for being sick on this day of all days. Sucks :(






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12-25-2016 07:33 PM
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Are you sure she's not playing sick? I thought about doing that. This is a major pain in the ass, I just now put the turkey in the fryer and my house looks like a tornado went through it.





12-25-2016 08:25 PM
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(12-25-2016 06:03 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I was hoping for Ham and all the fixings for Christmas but after putting the professor in bed tucking her in and shutting off the light because she is sick, I'm going to the Chinese restaurant for Chow mein spring rolls with ginger sauce, Crab rangoon maybe some terriaki and possibly some broiled shrimp on long rice. I guess Monday the other stuff I wanted for Christmas will be cooked. Just me and the kids tonight. Tra la-la.

I too was hoping for ham and/or turkey with all the fixings but my brother and his wife just made lasagna(with a burnt top layer), garlic bread and salad. Oh and chocolate lasagna and apple pie for dessert.






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12-26-2016 10:47 AM
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(12-25-2016 08:25 PM)sally Wrote:  Are you sure she's not playing sick? I thought about doing that. This is a major pain in the ass, I just now put the turkey in the fryer and my house looks like a tornado went through it.

The puke bucket was close by, when that happens its real. I tried a new chinese place to see if they could make real chow mein and real spring rolls with ginger but they failed. Maybe because they were those flat faced Koreans. I can tell the difference and should have known better. Besides the Japanese make the best stuff. They can make the best ginger sauce.






12-26-2016 11:12 AM
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(12-26-2016 10:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I too was hoping for ham and/or turkey with all the fixings but my brother and his wife just made lasagna(with a burnt top layer), garlic bread and salad. Oh and chocolate lasagna and apple pie for dessert.

Good, I'm glad they put the screws to you. You couldn't even be bothered to pick up a bottle of wine or anything to bring over there.





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(12-26-2016 11:25 PM)sally Wrote:  
(12-26-2016 10:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I too was hoping for ham and/or turkey with all the fixings but my brother and his wife just made lasagna(with a burnt top layer), garlic bread and salad. Oh and chocolate lasagna and apple pie for dessert.

Good, I'm glad they put the screws to you. You couldn't even be bothered to pick up a bottle of wine or anything to bring over there.

Clang now you'll need to have Aussie help you with social skills as well as giving you a makeover.

Put her on your payroll now.





12-26-2016 11:44 PM
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He mentioned somewhere else that he didn't get them anything for Christmas. Which is fine, I understand him not getting his asshole brother anything, but when his wife cooks dinner and invites him to her house he could at least get her something. Like I said, a bottle of wine or some chocolates or something. That's just what you do. You're such a nutsack, clang.





12-26-2016 11:55 PM
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(12-26-2016 11:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  
(12-26-2016 11:25 PM)sally Wrote:  
(12-26-2016 10:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I too was hoping for ham and/or turkey with all the fixings but my brother and his wife just made lasagna(with a burnt top layer), garlic bread and salad. Oh and chocolate lasagna and apple pie for dessert.

Good, I'm glad they put the screws to you. You couldn't even be bothered to pick up a bottle of wine or anything to bring over there.

Clang now you'll need to have Aussie help you with social skills as well as giving you a makeover.

Put her on your payroll now.

I think we can all do better and improve ourselves all the time. We could all give each others help and being stylish does not have to be expensive, you can be the most stylish attractive person in the room and you are on a shoestring budget, you have to be clever and know what you are doing. You can do it with a little help from your friends.





12-27-2016 02:10 AM
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I tried my hand at a rib eye roast this year. It came out great. I'm using the leftovers for chili today.





12-27-2016 10:53 AM
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(12-26-2016 10:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  chocolate lasagna


What does that consist of? I've never heard of it.






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12-27-2016 01:47 PM
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(12-27-2016 01:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(12-26-2016 10:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  chocolate lasagna


What does that consist of? I've never heard of it.

Now you went and did it.






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(12-27-2016 04:01 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Now you went and did it.


*nods*

I just googled it.

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(12-27-2016 04:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(12-27-2016 04:01 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Now you went and did it.


*nods*

I just googled it.

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Bingo.






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12-27-2016 07:38 PM
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