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RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread
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#1
12-29-2016, 08:45 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER RANDOM POSTS, BORING, MEANINGLESS DRIVEL THREAD!

be the first to post!


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12-29-2016, 08:53 PM
Yeah, like I'm ever going to let anyone post before I do. LOSERS!!

I was at Starbuck's today and the guy at the counter said "Barbie"? I said "what"? Then "I thought you said Barbie". So I went with it and said "yes, I'm Barbie". Got a few looks when they called my new name.

My dog got sick around Christmas with a cough at night. Researching a dog her age it sounded like either tumors in the lungs or more likely, congestive heart failure. Took her to the vet (the wrong vet...for some reason I made an appt at her current vet but my car drove me to her old vet *coughdementiacough*). Anyway, one x-ray later and her lungs are clear as can be and her heart is perfectly sized with nice, open arteries. She's a god damn miracle dog. Anyway, instead it might be some acid reflux or just a little virus. Not tonight doggie. Not tonight. As an aside, THIS vet does not understand how she's still alive given I took her off all the medications that she was given when she blew up like a puffer fish. He insists it should have come back (had anyone told me that at the time I might not have been so quick to take her off but...). WTH. She's done just fine. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Happy New Year's (in a couple days) fucknuts.
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12-29-2016, 09:11 PM
I wanted to be the one that was second to first in this thread.
YOU BITCH...............
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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12-29-2016, 09:33 PM
Let's see... random drivel.

Janet Jackson's Rhythm Natiion is the only album to spawn 7 Top 40 hits.

Produced by Minneapolis' own Jimmy Jam Harris.

Meaningless enough for you?
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12-29-2016, 09:40 PM
You can do better than that. Tell us how your toe fungus is doing for 1000 points of meaningless light.
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12-29-2016, 10:04 PM
I didn't know until recently that the Animals' House Of The Rising Sun wasn't an original recording of theirs.
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12-29-2016, 10:06 PM
Lay lady lay... lay across my big brass bed.
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12-30-2016, 12:29 AM
(12-29-2016, 09:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: You can do better than that. Tell us how your toe fungus is doing for 1000 points of meaningless light.

My toe fungus is doing much better....plus I found some free funky smelling tiny mushrooms on the floor.
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12-30-2016, 07:05 AM
(12-29-2016, 10:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I didn't know until recently that the Animals' House Of The Rising Sun wasn't an original recording of theirs.

I think that's been around since the 30's
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12-30-2016, 11:01 AM
Florida is activation every reserve cop, admin cop and Barney on the payroll to patrol the roads starting today through New Years day
Y'all drive friendly out there
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12-30-2016, 11:19 AM
Maybe they should do that here. I'm sitting in a parking lot and you wouldn't believe the number of people coming out of the package store with a serious amount of booze. Young and old.
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12-30-2016, 01:41 PM
Every now and then my cursor (pauses to see if it goes wild since I typed "the word"), goes crazy. Jumping all over the keyboard--I have to shut down and restart the damn thing. Yesterday, it was working fine at the time and I typed in the Google search bar "how to fix a cursor that jumps around the keyboard". As soon as I hit enter, the fucker went nuts. When it does that, I can't get it to stop and point at anything that I want it to point at...it just gets a mind of it's own. So clearly a virus, right? We'll see (perhaps I'll try the same google later today) but I've installed a new virus/malware scanner (and used my old ones) and I got nothing. Some people say it's a setting issue but I don't believe in coincidences. Why did it go crazy right when I typed that question in Google search? Huh? Well? I want answers, dammit.
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12-30-2016, 01:42 PM
Oh fuck!! It's going crazy again. I can't type the cursed word. Gotta see if I can get this to post and re-boot.
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12-30-2016, 02:17 PM
(12-30-2016, 11:01 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Florida is activation every reserve cop, admin cop and Barney on the payroll to patrol the roads starting today through New Years day
Y'all drive friendly out there

Florida is a big police state anyway. I see a lot more cops out on the roads here than I've seen in other states.
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12-30-2016, 02:18 PM
(12-30-2016, 01:41 PM)username Wrote: Every now and then my cursor (pauses to see if it goes wild since I typed "the word"), goes crazy. Jumping all over the keyboard--I have to shut down and restart the damn thing. Yesterday, it was working fine at the time and I typed in the Google search bar "how to fix a cursor that jumps around the keyboard". As soon as I hit enter, the fucker went nuts. When it does that, I can't get it to stop and point at anything that I want it to point at...it just gets a mind of it's own. So clearly a virus, right? We'll see (perhaps I'll try the same google later today) but I've installed a new virus/malware scanner (and used my old ones) and I got nothing. Some people say it's a setting issue but I don't believe in coincidences. Why did it go crazy right when I typed that question in Google search? Huh? Well? I want answers, dammit.

I remember mine doing that before and I'm pretty sure it was a virus.
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12-30-2016, 02:29 PM
(12-30-2016, 02:18 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-30-2016, 01:41 PM)username Wrote: Every now and then my cursor (pauses to see if it goes wild since I typed "the word"), goes crazy. Jumping all over the keyboard--I have to shut down and restart the damn thing. Yesterday, it was working fine at the time and I typed in the Google search bar "how to fix a cursor that jumps around the keyboard". As soon as I hit enter, the fucker went nuts. When it does that, I can't get it to stop and point at anything that I want it to point at...it just gets a mind of it's own. So clearly a virus, right? We'll see (perhaps I'll try the same google later today) but I've installed a new virus/malware scanner (and used my old ones) and I got nothing. Some people say it's a setting issue but I don't believe in coincidences. Why did it go crazy right when I typed that question in Google search? Huh? Well? I want answers, dammit.

I remember mine doing that before and I'm pretty sure it was a virus.

Well, I ran a bunch of different scans yesterday and nothing got rid of it although it seems like a bug to me too. I followed one person's suggestion and disabled my touch pad. Now I have a wireless mouse only. Let's see what happens when I write the word: I hate my fucking cursor. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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12-30-2016, 02:40 PM
So far, so good.
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12-30-2016, 05:24 PM
(12-30-2016, 11:19 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'm sitting in a parking lot and you wouldn't believe the number of people coming out of the package store with a serious amount of booze. Young and old.

Stop drinking in the parking lot and take yours home like everybody else.



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01-01-2017, 01:21 PM
If I hear the word obsessed one more time, I'm going to howl like a dog.
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01-01-2017, 01:48 PM
Moist panty obsession.
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