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RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread
#61
(01-23-2017, 03:02 PM)sally Wrote: I don't watch football. All I know is the Steelers lost and that's only because there are more Steeler fans in Fl. than any other state including Pa.

I don't watch football either. But I'm winning like $10-20 betting on it. I'll be going to a Superbowl party but it will be more for the food, beer and hanging out with friends than the actual game. I'm betting on the Patriots to win.
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#62
That's who I'm betting on too. I wasn't raised in Boston, but I was born there so if I have to pick a team even if I don't care to watch it I just go with the Patriots for the fuck of it.
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#63
Squares work well in these situations 5, 10, 20 or even 100.00 squares. I've only been in one 100.00 square pool at Billy's sports pub. I lost ...........screw that noise.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#64
Over by Chelbys pizza?
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#65
(01-23-2017, 09:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: Over by Chelbys pizza?

Well yeah.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#66
(01-23-2017, 09:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Squares work well in these situations 5, 10, 20 or even 100.00 squares. I've only been in one 100.00 square pool at Billy's sports pub. I lost ...........screw that noise.

I was going to do squares for the Superbowl, but I'm just letting my winnings from the last 2 games rollover to the Superbowl.
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#67


Not all babies are as stinkin' cute as puppies & kittens so upon meeting one for the first time, one should exclaim, "That's some baby! Congrats!"
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#68
My daughter's NICU nurse said, 'all babies are precious but not cute. she's cute.'
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#69
(01-24-2017, 03:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 09:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Squares work well in these situations 5, 10, 20 or even 100.00 squares. I've only been in one 100.00 square pool at Billy's sports pub. I lost ...........screw that noise.

I was going to do squares for the Superbowl, but I'm just letting my winnings from the last 2 games rollover to the Superbowl.

Boy did I get some #'s this time. 1 and 1 in the $10 & 1 and 5 in the $5 .
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#70
(01-27-2017, 04:19 PM)F.U. Wrote:
(01-24-2017, 03:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 09:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Squares work well in these situations 5, 10, 20 or even 100.00 squares. I've only been in one 100.00 square pool at Billy's sports pub. I lost ...........screw that noise.

I was going to do squares for the Superbowl, but I'm just letting my winnings from the last 2 games rollover to the Superbowl.

Boy did I get some #'s this time. 1 and 1 in the $10 & 1 and 5 in the $5 .

Congrats. If I win money on the Superbowl I'm going to take those winnings and the $10 in free chips to the casino and hope my lucky streak continues.
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#71


I just saw a promo for a show called You Me Her. A couple bring an escort into their relationship to spice things up and it looks like they all fall for each other. I had no idea a show like that was on television. Wooo
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#72
(01-28-2017, 02:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I just saw a promo for a show called You Me Her. A couple bring an escort into their relationship to spice things up and it looks like they all fall for each other. I had no idea a show like that was on television. Wooo

I give it half a season.
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#73
(01-28-2017, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I give it half a season.


After seeing the promo I went to investigate and I saw the second season is about to start and it's already been renewed for a third. I've never heard of it before today.
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#74
I think my cat died. He looked sick to me and now I haven't seen him for three days. For the past 4 years he's been at my front porch every morning looking for his breakfast. I noticed his nose looked weird, like it was bitten by something. More like ants than an animal bite. I hope it wasn't an animal bite with rabies. I washed out his food bowl prior to him acting sick and came in contact with his saliva most likely.

He was just a feral cat that I fed and he would sit next to me, but wouldn't let me pet him. It's not like I could catch him and take him to a vet, not without a trap anyway.
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#75
Did anyone else know that underdeveloped amativeness meant maggot ain't getting any tonight? Apparently I'm always the last to know. Crying-into-tissue I guess I will have to take my lumps and get out.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#76
(01-28-2017, 11:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: Did anyone else know that underdeveloped amativeness meant maggot ain't getting any tonight? Apparently I'm always the last to know. Crying-into-tissue I guess I will have to take my lumps and get out.

underdeveloped amativeness. Do I want to google that? Hmm....no.
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#77
The cat came back and now it's like something from the movie pet cementary.
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#78
(01-30-2017, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: The cat came back and now it's like something from the movie pet cementary.



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#79
(01-30-2017, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: The cat came back and now it's like something from the movie pet cementary.


Go to a pet shop that carries fish and get some fish mox, it's amoxicillan, an antibiotic, bring it home and sprinkle it on his food.
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#80
Oh yeah I remember you saying that, you wanted me to take it myself. I didn't take it, but I'll give it to the cat if I can even get him to eat. He has some kind of respiratory thing going on and his nose is completely caked in mucous and dirt. Animal control is supposed to be coming out to set a trap so hopefully it traps him and I can take him to the vet.
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