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I know that I don't know you guys very well...
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Som Yung Ho Offline
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Then I got nothing to wipe my pumpkin on. Its all good in the shower. Make a turd burger. Squish it down the plug hole with your foot. Wash bum. That snake came in handy there a couple of times. Very much like John Key, my plug hole was totally full of shit.






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01-11-2017 06:51 AM
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(01-11-2017 06:51 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  Then I got nothing to wipe my pumpkin on. Its all good in the shower. Make a turd burger. Squish it down the plug hole with your foot. Wash bum. That snake came in handy there a couple of times. Very much like John Key, my plug hole was totally full of shit.

What happens when the shit eventually clogs the shower drain? You going to start pooping in the sink?






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01-12-2017 12:10 AM
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Ive fixed the toilet now... keep up!






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01-12-2017 02:44 AM
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(01-12-2017 12:10 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  What happens when the shit eventually clogs the shower drain? You going to start pooping in the sink?


Fuck. Just what the holy fuck. PoopPoopPoop.






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01-12-2017 05:55 AM
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(01-12-2017 02:44 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  Ive fixed the toilet now... keep up!

Ok.

Oh...I just realized that as I was judging you for your poor pooping choices, I forgot that I sometimes pee in my wastebasket or a towel so I don't have to change out of my bra nd panties to go to the bathroom.

PeePeePee....sorry in advance, Duchess.






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01-12-2017 07:47 PM
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A towel??? Does it hold it all? Are you a light pee-er?






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01-12-2017 08:29 PM
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Yeah because that makes a whole lot of sense. Every time I take a piss I take my bra off and of course I have to take my panties all the way off instead of just pulling them down. You have to let those puppies breath while relieving yourself on the toilet, you know. And if not then you just do the next best thing, piss in a towel.

You ever here of a fucking robe, Clang?





01-12-2017 10:31 PM
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He... sorry she might be right. I myself take all my clothes off, clean the toilet, paint the bathroom, rearrange all the furniture in the house and buy a new car every time I have a pee.






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01-13-2017 12:37 AM
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Clang, invest in a bathrobe.






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01-13-2017 06:08 AM
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(01-13-2017 06:08 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

Clang, invest in a bathrobe.

Yeah a nice thick, long one so my dad and brother can't tell I'm wearing a bra and panties underneath and I can pee like a normal abnormal person. Good idea, sally and Duchess.






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01-13-2017 08:40 PM
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(01-12-2017 08:29 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  A towel??? Does it hold it all? Are you a light pee-er?

Yes. Its very absorbent.

And I'm a heavy pee-er

I might have a touch of the diabeetus






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01-13-2017 08:41 PM
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Theres one way to find out with out paying for a doctor. Eat a massive amount of sugar then go to bed.






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01-13-2017 10:04 PM
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You should have followed your instincts presented in the subject line. I for one have no interest in hearing about your god damn poop jamming.

Your filter is broken too, stupid fuck.






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01-14-2017 05:46 PM
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HOMO!






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