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I'm surrounded

By 4 Christmas teddy bears in chairs. Each one a couple feet tall and am about to smother them in plastic. They sit staring at me and I know they know their fate. The last of the Christmas stuff (except for the wreaths in my windows) Not sure if I will leave them there for a week or so or wrap them in the sweet wrap of plastic sleep. Maybe later I will smoke a dube with them under the late night light of a Yankee candle.






01-08-2017 07:54 PM
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(01-08-2017 07:54 PM)Maggot Wrote:  By 4 Christmas teddy bears in chairs. Each one a couple feet tall and am about to smother them in plastic. They sit staring at me and I know they know their fate. The last of the Christmas stuff (except for the wreaths in my windows) Not sure if I will leave them there for a week or so or wrap them in the sweet wrap of plastic sleep. Maybe later I will smoke a dube with them under the late night light of a Yankee candle.

That's one of the most beautiful things I ever heardCrying-into-tissue






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01-08-2017 08:46 PM
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(01-08-2017 08:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 07:54 PM)Maggot Wrote:  By 4 Christmas teddy bears in chairs. Each one a couple feet tall and am about to smother them in plastic. They sit staring at me and I know they know their fate. The last of the Christmas stuff (except for the wreaths in my windows) Not sure if I will leave them there for a week or so or wrap them in the sweet wrap of plastic sleep. Maybe later I will smoke a dube with them under the late night light of a Yankee candle.

That's one of the most beautiful things I ever heardCrying-into-tissue

That's because you're a gayfer and so is Maggot. Fucking queers.





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What's a gayfer?hah






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01-08-2017 08:59 PM
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I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".





01-08-2017 09:09 PM
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Not sure you need to smoke another dube, Mags.

Sounds like you've already gotten very smaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll.

If you don't eat them, wrapping those gummy bears for hibernation will be a breeze when you're tall again.





01-08-2017 09:28 PM
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(01-08-2017 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:  I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".
Call your son a massive cho and see if either of them understand. Cas I seem to be the only person who knows what it means.






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01-08-2017 11:49 PM
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Whatev, chodler.





01-08-2017 11:54 PM
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One who munches on mad chode. That would be Duchess and MS.





01-09-2017 12:16 AM
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Gawd. Do you even know what it is, you drunken hussy?






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01-09-2017 05:50 AM
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I have no idea what it is. I thought maybe it was cock or something. Like a cock muncher.





01-09-2017 12:02 PM
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(01-09-2017 12:02 PM)sally Wrote:  I have no idea what it is.


I had to google it. 50






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01-09-2017 12:20 PM
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(01-09-2017 12:02 PM)sally Wrote:  I have no idea what it is. I thought maybe it was cock or something. Like a cock muncher.

As long as that cock is thick and stubby, you're right.

But, 'chode' also has some less appealing definitions. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode

It's a very versatile word.





01-09-2017 03:26 PM
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(01-09-2017 03:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  It's a very versatile word.


Ah, like fuck.






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