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HairOfTheDog Offline
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(01-09-2017 03:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(01-09-2017 03:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  It's a very versatile word.


Ah, like fuck.

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'Chode' is a versatile word, but not THAT fucking versatile. 'Chode' can mean many things, but they're all nouns.

'Fuck', or a derivative of 'fuck', can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb...





01-09-2017 03:36 PM
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(01-09-2017 03:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  'Fuck', or a derivative of 'fuck', can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb...


Damn straight. It's close to being my favorite cuss word because it is so versatile, along with cocksucka! which is usually said with an exclamation point and I can't forget old faithful, Jesus Christ.






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(01-08-2017 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:  I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.






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01-09-2017 07:23 PM
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(01-09-2017 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:  I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.

Don't think it's PC to say Orientation anymore, nitwit.

By the way, I'm really sorry for saying you weren't as interesting as the new guy.

Please, please tell us more stories about how you're 'this close' to dressing up like a woman and going out in public, or how you pooped in the women's bathroom at work and chuckled as some poor, unfortunate gal stumbled in there and discovered the present you left.

Please.

I can't take the other guy:gal anymore.





01-09-2017 07:32 PM
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(01-09-2017 07:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  
(01-09-2017 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:  I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.

Don't think it's PC to say Orientation anymore, nitwit.

By the way, I'm really sorry for saying you weren't as interesting as the new guy.

Please, please tell us more stories about how you're 'this close' to dressing up like a woman and going out in public, or how you pooped in the women's bathroom at work and chuckled as some poor, unfortunate gal stumbled in there and discovered the present you left.

Please.

I can't take the other guy:gal anymore.

They still call it orientation at my office and no one has called the PC police, ya bum fart.

Oh now I'm interesting? Well too late. I'm not telling you people shit anymore. You'll be sorry when I turn my $10 in chips into a huge fortune when I go to this new casino that is opening in February. You ain't getting one dime!






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01-09-2017 07:46 PM
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There. ^ That's more like it!





01-09-2017 07:48 PM
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Dammit.

I like my toilet humor.

Oh look an Adam Sandler marathon! I'm saved! Thank you Jebus!






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01-09-2017 07:51 PM
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(01-09-2017 07:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  
(01-09-2017 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:  I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.

Don't think it's PC to say Orientation anymore, nitwit.

By the way, I'm really sorry for saying you weren't as interesting as the new guy.

Please, please tell us more stories about how you're 'this close' to dressing up like a woman and going out in public, or how you pooped in the women's bathroom at work and chuckled as some poor, unfortunate gal stumbled in there and discovered the present you left.

Please.

I can't take the other guy:gal anymore.

What's wrong with saying orientation?
We still call it that where I work.





01-09-2017 08:10 PM
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MS is probably just butthurt that people always inquire about HIS orientation.





01-09-2017 08:25 PM
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(01-09-2017 08:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  MS is probably just butthurt that people always inquire about HIS orientation.

LGBT & Q ba-by!

I put the questioning/queer in Q!

HotD, for instance, could be wearing nothing but a Vic's bra and g-string right next to me, and it wouldn't phase me in the least.

Now, dress Clanger up like that and I'm gonna be Questioning for damn sure.





01-09-2017 08:40 PM
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Well speaking of not being PC and corny, i have a joke which covers both.

Do you know why the insane asylum flooded? No, why?
Someone yelled. "peanuts."





01-09-2017 10:27 PM
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hah That was pretty funny for a corny joke.





01-09-2017 10:29 PM
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I told it to my husband just out of the blue and he didn't get it at first and then when he did get it he said he's too tired for my little jokes. Grouchy bastard. Oh well, I thought it was funny.





01-09-2017 10:37 PM
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(01-09-2017 10:27 PM)blueberryhill Wrote:  Well speaking of not being PC and corny, i have a joke which covers both.

Do you know why the insane asylum flooded? No, why?
Someone yelled. "peanuts."

I laughed; my niece did too (after I explained it to her).

Here's one her psychology teacher told her last semester.

How does a paranoid schizophrenic find his way out of the forest? How?
He follows the psycho path.





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