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My coffee maker bitches
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My coffee maker bitches

I really like this thing. A lot. It's fucking awesome. Also when you turn the dial you get more coffee types, like flat white and ristretto. The flat white is really good. The only problem with it is it's addicting and I'm going to get caffeine poisoning. And the coffee it makes is like nothing I've ever tasted before, it's a cup of heaven.

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01-09-2017 11:21 PM
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Words...fail...so...much coffee envy...I hope that machine is at least a bitch to clean...who the fuck am I kidding...coffee machine of the gods and the future probably has like 15 different self-cleaning modes....






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01-09-2017 11:39 PM
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She cleans herself. And here she is making a vanilla caramel flat white from the gods with our boy looking on. His hair is growing in nicely. That was my Christmas gift to my husband.

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01-09-2017 11:45 PM
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It's pretty effin' cool, sal.

It might be even cooler than aussie's much-touted bench-top dishwasher.

Still.........F.U.'s and my old-school fridges are by far the coolest Mock appliances; hands down.

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01-09-2017 11:49 PM
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Does it use those silly little capsules or does it grind its own?





01-09-2017 11:53 PM
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I bet it comes with its own mini-drones to fly to Shangri-La/Mount Olympus/Atlantis and hand pick the coffee beans.






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01-09-2017 11:56 PM
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(01-09-2017 11:53 PM)crash Wrote:  Does it use those silly little capsules or does it grind its own?

No, you put the beans in and it grinds them freshly for every cup. It seriously make the best coffee I've ever tasted. The thing you see next to it is a milk cooler so depending on the type of coffee you select it extracts the milk from there, heats it and froths it perfectly with the coffee. Obviously if you press espresso it doesn't use milk, but if you press the cappucino button for example it takes the milk and somehow compresses it in a way that it makes it as airy and light as feathers.





01-10-2017 12:13 AM
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The hose would drive me nuts to look at.





01-10-2017 12:37 AM
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It annoys me too, it's so sleek looking and then you have that like eyesore. I take it off when we're done with it in the morning.





01-10-2017 12:40 AM
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That's a thing of beauty!

...and I'm not talking about fuckface.






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01-10-2017 05:46 AM
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Saaweett, I'll take a large Cappuccino please! 44






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01-10-2017 08:35 PM
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(01-09-2017 11:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Still.........F.U.'s and my old-school fridges are by far the coolest Mock appliances; hands down.

I am no longer a member of the cool old-school fridge club, HotD. I recently replaced my old one with a shiny new stainless model.
Stainless fridge, Cable TV and a new laptop with windows 10. What have I done?






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01-11-2017 04:38 PM
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(01-11-2017 04:38 PM)F.U. Wrote:  
(01-09-2017 11:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Still.........F.U.'s and my old-school fridges are by far the coolest Mock appliances; hands down.

I am no longer a member of the cool old-school fridge club, HotD. I recently replaced my old one with a shiny new stainless model.
Stainless fridge, Cable TV and a new laptop with windows 10. What have I done?

Joined the 21st century. Welcome. I myself am feeling like a bit of a dinosaur and need to get myself a smart phone.






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01-11-2017 11:58 PM
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I can't even use my phone out in public, I'll get ridiculed if anyone sees me with that thing.





01-12-2017 12:53 PM
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