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My coffee maker bitches
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Sally, do you have a flip phone? hah

I often wish I didn't have to have a phone. Sometimes when it rings I look at like it's the devil.






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01-12-2017 01:59 PM
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I myself cannot wait to be walking into fountains and off cllffs and oncoming traffic and stuff. To have people honk at me at lights that just turned green and to not move over on the sidewalk because my face is in the damn thing. I just cannot wait.






01-12-2017 02:27 PM
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(01-12-2017 01:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:  [size=medium][i]

Sally, do you have a flip phone? hah

No my beloved flip phone broke and I wasn't allowed to buy another one. My husband was driving and got mad at me because he wanted me to put an address on the GPS on his phone and I couldn't figure it out. So I had to get a regular phone with the internet and all that crap so I won't be a fucking idiot anymore.

So now I got his old Galaxy 5 which that too is probably ancient compared to what's out now, but at least I can GPS and email now.





01-12-2017 05:20 PM
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(01-12-2017 12:53 PM)sally Wrote:  I can't even use my phone out in public, I'll get ridiculed if anyone sees me with that thing.

I feel so ashamed when people tell me they'll text me, and I have to admit I don't have a phone with internet or text.






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01-12-2017 07:42 PM
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When I had that flip phone it could receive texts, but sending one back was impossible so I never bothered checking it. Then when I did check it I had all these messages from people from months ago. Oh look it's my property manager, the tenant says the dishwasher is broke. Apparently they resolved that one on their own.





01-12-2017 08:46 PM
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I think that coffee makers need to still keep evolving, they are still too complicated. It needs to be simpler, and easier to use for those who are busy. When people are using their coffee makers first thing in the morning, they are tired and cranky and just need it done and sorted the way they like it. I don't see that yet. I think they are way complicated and overpriced.





01-15-2017 09:40 PM
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Did you not see the picture of my coffee maker, asshole? All you do is push the button and it makes your coffee the way you want it. How much simpler do you want it, jesus.





01-15-2017 10:02 PM
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Does it make the grounds moist?

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01-15-2017 10:08 PM
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Very moist and great for compost. But if you don't have a compost bin then another good use is to rub the moist grounds all over your face and vagina or nut sack as an exfoliate.





01-15-2017 10:29 PM
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(01-15-2017 10:02 PM)sally Wrote:  Did you not see the picture of my coffee maker, asshole? All you do is push the button and it makes your coffee the way you want it. How much simpler do you want it, jesus.

Is it simple or just seems simple to you? Cleaning it, and I don't care what you say, a coffee from Starbucks is going to taste better.





01-15-2017 10:38 PM
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Nope. If you tasted my coffee you'd want to set Starbucks on fire and go home and take a baseball bat to your own coffee maker. Cleaning it is nothing other than pushing a button too.





01-15-2017 10:53 PM
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The same way you push the button for the drink you want, you push the button to clean it. It takes two minutes.

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01-15-2017 11:10 PM
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Don't be a hater, Aussie.





01-15-2017 11:14 PM
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01-15-2017 11:16 PM
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