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My coffee maker bitches
#21
Did you not see the picture of my coffee maker, asshole? All you do is push the button and it makes your coffee the way you want it. How much simpler do you want it, jesus.
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#22
Does it make the grounds moist?

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_fs1wkfsd/
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#23
Very moist and great for compost. But if you don't have a compost bin then another good use is to rub the moist grounds all over your face and vagina or nut sack as an exfoliate.
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#24
(01-15-2017, 10:02 PM)sally Wrote: Did you not see the picture of my coffee maker, asshole? All you do is push the button and it makes your coffee the way you want it. How much simpler do you want it, jesus.

Is it simple or just seems simple to you? Cleaning it, and I don't care what you say, a coffee from Starbucks is going to taste better.
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#25
Nope. If you tasted my coffee you'd want to set Starbucks on fire and go home and take a baseball bat to your own coffee maker. Cleaning it is nothing other than pushing a button too.
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#26
The same way you push the button for the drink you want, you push the button to clean it. It takes two minutes.

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#27
Don't be a hater, Aussie.
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#28
[Image: girl-fight-o.gif] GIFSoup
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#29
You like espresso in the morning, just press the button baby. It'll rival a Cuban coffee house.

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#30
(01-15-2017, 11:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: [Image: girl-fight-o.gif] GIFSoup

That's what I think when Donovan gets pissed off about your spectacular back yard. Just another hater in the jelly bowl.
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#31
She is just esprossoing herself, it can really grind on you though and I can see her getting into some hot water. Aussie needs to start using her filter while not being overly saccharin sweet, that will keep her grounded.
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#32
(01-15-2017, 11:46 PM)BigMark Wrote: She is just esprossoing herself, it can really grind on you though and I can see her getting into some hot water. Aussie needs to start using her filter while not being overly saccharin sweet, that will keep her grounded.

hah
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#33
(01-15-2017, 10:02 PM)sally Wrote: Did you not see the picture of my coffee maker, asshole? All you do is push the button and it makes your coffee the way you want it. How much simpler do you want it, jesus.

Exactly. Other than voice command recognition its practically like the food replicators from Star Trek.



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#34
Mark understands the haters because he has a nice pool and used to be good looking.
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#35
Ouch.
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#36
I think the whole concept of pushing a button is great they have one at the casino, but the milk, you still gotta clean out something, you are not being honest Sally.
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#37
(01-16-2017, 03:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think the whole concept of pushing a button is great they have one at the casino,

That's for the old people that can't pull the arm down.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#38
(01-16-2017, 03:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think the whole concept of pushing a button is great they have one at the casino, but the milk, you still gotta clean out something, you are not being honest Sally.

Well of course you have to wash the milk container and coffee ground tray, it doesn't have a little man in there that dumps the grounds in the trash. I was talking about the machine itself. It's not complicated, you just push the button and it runs a cleaning cycle.

You're just mad because you don't even have a real dishwasher.
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#39
(01-16-2017, 12:28 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-16-2017, 03:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think the whole concept of pushing a button is great they have one at the casino,

That's for the old people that can't pull the arm down.

No it's not. A lot of these new fangled slot machines don't even have the arm to pull down.
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#40
My name is maggot I have coffee envy.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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