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ASK SALLY ANYTHING
#1


She's a gypsy. She knows things.
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#2
I was tempted to answer Clang's question about the root canal, but it was addressed to Maggot so I felt it wasn't my place. I don't want to step on anyone's toes. But now that I have my own thread I say pull that sonofabitch out. Who cares if you look like something out of the movie Deliverance. You're old and fat and fucked in the head, does one tooth really matter?
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#3
(01-19-2017, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She's a gypsy. She knows things.
Exsqueese me. Thats Romani! Racist cho!
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#4
I had the pleasure of meeting some Romanian gypsies in Hungary. Very ignorant people, but the younger women were extremely gorgeous. Blue eyes and jet black hair and just perfect features. Bunch of assholes though.
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#5
Most of the Romani in usa but not all are from Romania. Its related to history. I could droan on... I met a lot in Bosnia i Herzegovina, surprisingly not so many in other parts of Europe. They were all dickheads. All they did was beg and hang around doing fuck all.
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#6
Why do woman show lots of cleavage and act pissed when you look?
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#7
Yeah that's pretty much what they do in Hungary too. While we were there we stayed at my husband's uncle's house who lives in a Romani neighborhood although he's Hungarian. The neighborhood didn't look bad though and I noticed a corner store on the way there so I thought it would be ok to walk there. Those people came out of the woodworks like chimpanzees sensing an enemy in their territory. They literally chased me back to the house and made me give them all my beer and cigarettes that I bought at the store lol.
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#8
And if you fight with them one will pull out a knife and the police will never catch them cas they will move onto another location.
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#9
One must wonder why way back in history they were originally expelled from India.
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#10
I've never meet a Gypsy. So I have no opinion. But I do know that the guy with the sign that says "will work for money" will not. He said he was afraid to lose his spot. He was even offered 250.00 for 6 hrs work and 80.00 in groceries when he was done. What a dipshit.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#11
And.............Sally, what kind of oil do you use to deep fry french fries?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
Duck.
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#13
(01-19-2017, 06:39 PM)sally Wrote: I was tempted to answer Clang's question about the root canal, but it was addressed to Maggot so I felt it wasn't my place. I don't want to step on anyone's toes. But now that I have my own thread I say pull that sonofabitch out. Who cares if you look like something out of the movie Deliverance. You're old and fat and fucked in the head, does one tooth really matter?


I probably should have asked that question before I went to bed so I had time for it to get answered before the dentist. I went with the root canal. Idiots never sent the pharmacy my prescription for a painkiller and antibiotics(what happened to the good old days when they gave you the prescriptions there at the office and you took them to the pharmacy yourself?). I don't care about the painkiller since its not hurting much and I bought some Advil. But I will sue those fuckers for malpractice if I don't get antibiotics and it gets infected. Though if I take antibiotics I can't drink for the next few days.

You can answer me this question though. Should I take a sick day off from work tomorrow since its Friday and my co-workers seem to think I'll be drugged up for a few days from the root canal, even though I think I'll be fine?
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#14
It depends on how many days prior you've taken off. If you've only taken 1 or 2 for legitimate purposes I'd say it's ok. You've been working there for quite a while now. If you're one of those guys who calls in constantly and even resorts to lying about a family member dying this could be the last straw and cost you. They're going to be fed up with you despite your rotten teeth.
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(01-19-2017, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: It depends on how many days prior you've taken off. If you've only taken 1 or 2 for legitimate purposes I'd say it's ok. You've been working there for quite a while now. If you're one of those guys who calls in constantly and even resorts to lying about a family member dying this could be the last straw and cost you.

Well I do have a reputation for taking off an extra day or two every other holiday or so. (We had Monday off for MLK day and he said he was expecting me to say I had off Tuesday and Wednesday) But then again my office manager (jokingly?) did say that's what makes me a State worker. It would probably be a bigger issue if/when I get back on the phones. I'm just doing paperwork nowadays after my meltdown after one week on the phones.
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#16
Just go to fucking work. That's my advice. You might get something that sounds better over in Maggot's thread, but not likely.
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#17
Yeah, some poor bastard won't get his title because you're throwing frisbees at the moon while wearing size 44 silk panties.
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#18
Yeah, suck it up and go to work Clang. Sounds like you could use some brownie points.

Then, drink like a fish tomorrow night; alcohol is a natural antibiotic and, bonus, also a pretty effective pain killer.

Stop drinking and start taking your prescribed antibiotics and painkillers on Saturday morning and rest all weekend so you can be at work again bright and early Monday morning.
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#19
Sally is there a product out there that will pop a zit in that area of the back that's unreachable? Claw hammers don't work so well.
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#20
I bet Clang would be more than happy to pop it for you.
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