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ASK SALLY ANYTHING
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(01-19-2017 07:19 PM)BigMark Wrote:  Why do woman show lots of cleavage and act pissed when you look?

Because they're assholes.





01-20-2017 05:32 PM
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I gave her the best advice eons ago.






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01-20-2017 05:45 PM
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Why is my poop brown when I never eat anything brown?






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01-20-2017 06:43 PM
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(01-20-2017 06:43 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  Why is my poop brown when I never eat anything brown?

If you get some art paint and mix the colors up you always get something that resembles shit. Different shades of brown are the easiest to make using other colors.





01-20-2017 07:46 PM
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You're pretty good at this, better than my hairy ass. (on the flip side it doesn't take much to be better than my hairy ass)






01-20-2017 07:57 PM
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What first attracts you to men, and why?






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01-20-2017 08:30 PM
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(01-20-2017 08:30 PM)Carsman Wrote:  What first attracts you to men, and why?

I like when men go out of there way to open a door for me or carry something for me or buy me a drink at a bar or help me if my car is broke down(which hasn't happened in years) stuff like that. I'm not one of those women's lib bitches, I like being treated like a damsel in distress. Preferably by a man with rugged good looks.

Maybe it's because I've been married to the opposite for so many years. I could be dying of hypothermia and that bastard wouldn't even lend me his jacket. He'd leave me for dead face down in the snow.





01-20-2017 09:55 PM
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Where the hell is that chugga chugga boom, chugga chugga boom music coming from?






01-20-2017 09:59 PM
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(01-20-2017 09:55 PM)sally Wrote:  
(01-20-2017 08:30 PM)Carsman Wrote:  What first attracts you to men, and why?

I like when men go out of there way to open a door for me or carry something for me or buy me a drink at a bar or help me if my car is broke down(which hasn't happened in years) stuff like that. I'm not one of those women's lib bitches, I like being treated like a damsel in distress. Preferably by a man with rugged good looks.

Maybe it's because I've been married to the opposite for so many years. I could be dying of hypothermia and that bastard wouldn't even lend me his jacket. He'd leave me for dead face down in the snow.

My husband does all of that. It's actually annoying sometimes but I would never let him know that. Mine does every little thing for me making me feel fairly useless.





01-20-2017 10:51 PM
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Why is Maggot's ass so very hairy?





01-20-2017 11:17 PM
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(01-20-2017 05:20 PM)Maggot Wrote:  
(01-20-2017 04:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:  Ok Sal, cop this. It's 2017 I'm feeling strong and empowered i am in dont fuck with me mode. You'll lose bigtime. So I was jerked around last year and used for work politics for a man. Will it come full circle or does the cunt get away with it.

Have you flipped your lid again? WTF does all that even mean?

So much for ask sally anything.





01-20-2017 11:21 PM
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(01-20-2017 11:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Why is Maggot's ass so very hairy?

He lives in a colder climate so over the years he started to grow an abnormal amount of hair all over his ass and balls due to his body's natural defense mechanism. No more of that I'm freezing my balls or ass off nonsense.





01-20-2017 11:50 PM
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Why is it wrong to have sex with animals?






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01-21-2017 12:18 AM
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(01-20-2017 05:24 PM)sally Wrote:  Ha ha I was posting at the same time as Maggot. Well Aussie it looks like you're going to have to find someone else who knows what the fuck you're talking about. Maybe Duchess.

This thread is false advertising. I want my money back.





01-21-2017 05:10 AM
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