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ASK SALLY ANYTHING
#61
(01-22-2017, 12:12 AM)sally Wrote: I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.

How do sex?

google no help.

answer fast peepee enbiggening.
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#62
Hi gorgeous, fancy getting ... vicious? And .... violent? And ... you know .... stuff?! Smiley_emoticons_smile

What will it be next? Botswana or Zanzibar?

I love Gypsies. They run a drive thru for Class A's in Ferrol. Best fast food chain ever! What's not to love about them?!
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#63
(01-22-2017, 12:31 PM)sally Wrote: I have two and the Tourmaline does dry my hair a lot faster despite the air not coming out as fast and hot as the other one.
Get a lesbian haircut and you wont need one.
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#64
(01-23-2017, 05:34 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(01-22-2017, 12:31 PM)sally Wrote: I have two and the Tourmaline does dry my hair a lot faster despite the air not coming out as fast and hot as the other one.
Get a lesbian haircut and you wont need one.

I've met some really striking lesbians that would bite your nose off before letting you get a piece of them. I wouldn't mess with them. Now you get a butch one and you might get away with fist a cuffs. Don't let the hair fool you. Or the smell.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#65
Where the hell is Tiki............she should be saying this stuff.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#66
I could not pull off a butch haircut even if I wanted be a butch. I'm no Chaz Bono.
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#67
Its good for the environment.
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#68
(01-21-2017, 12:40 PM)sally Wrote: I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.
You wong. You verly verly wong! I am a Asian person... ooooh bing bing dong dong!
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#69
He didn't deny he was a troll though.
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#70
I don't care about him being a troll, it's just a huge relief off my shoulders knowing he's really Asian.
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#71
(01-23-2017, 10:51 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: You wong. You verly verly wong! I am a Asian person... ooooh bing bing dong dong!

Racist.










But funny.hah
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#72
(01-23-2017, 11:51 PM)sally Wrote: I don't care about him being a troll, it's just a huge relief off my shoulders knowing he's really Asian.
Erm... yes yes I am. Also a cage fighter and a dolphin trainer too. Twang bong.
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#73
(01-23-2017, 11:51 PM)sally Wrote: I don't care about him being a troll, it's just a huge relief off my shoulders knowing he's really Asian.

I would like him to produce his driving record. I mean bad driver springs to mind.
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#74
Can't be that bad I'm not in an Australian detention centre.
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#75
Well those detention centres are concentration camps. Terrible joints. Child rape the works.
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#76
Why didn't you tell me sooner. I would have stayed longer!!!
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#77


Sally, what's your opinion of french fries?
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#78
Is homosexuality a choice?
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#79
(01-25-2017, 05:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sally, what's your opinion of french fries?

They should be called fat fuck fries.
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#80
I'll vouch for that!!!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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