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(01-20-2017 12:43 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Yeah, suck it up and go to work Clang. Sounds like you could use some brownie points.

Then, drink like a fish tomorrow night; alcohol is a natural antibiotic and, bonus, also a pretty effective pain killer.

Stop drinking and start taking your prescribed antibiotics and painkillers on Saturday morning and rest all weekend so you can be at work again bright and early Monday morning.

Sorry to disappoint you,HoTD but I skipped work. I didn't even have to lie much. Said my tooth was still hurting(it was a tiny bit) and my boss said I sounded terrible. It was a productive day though. Got a free haircut, hot towel and neck and shoulder massage. Drank like a fish later too. Schmaltz Brewery had an IPA Fest. 6 samples for $25 and got to keep the sample glass. Before that had a spirits tasting and my first ever martini next door at Yankee Distillery. Oh and also had 6 free beer samples at the Market 32 Growler stations. Saranac's S'mores Porter is yummy.






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01-21-2017 08:56 AM
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Too long didn't read.






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01-21-2017 09:00 AM
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(01-21-2017 08:56 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Sorry to disappoint you,HoTD but I skipped work. I didn't even have to lie much. Said my tooth was still hurting(it was a tiny bit) and my boss said I sounded terrible. It was a productive day though. Got a free haircut, hot towel and neck and shoulder massage. Drank like a fish later too. Schmaltz Brewery had an IPA Fest. 6 samples for $25 and got to keep the sample glass. Before that had a spirits tasting and my first ever martini next door at Yankee Distillery. Oh and also had 6 free beer samples at the Market 32 Growler stations. Saranac's S'mores Porter is yummy.

I'm not disappointed, you slacker. ')

Sounds like you had a pretty amazing Friday off and probably forgot all about that little bit of tooth pain; self-medication is underrated.

I do hope you got a prescribed antibiotic like amoxcillin for the weekend though. Tooth and gum infections seriously suck.





01-21-2017 12:14 PM
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Yeah I got the antibiotics. But I'm pretty sure all that alcohol will also help prevent infection.






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01-21-2017 12:19 PM
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(01-20-2017 11:50 PM)sally Wrote:  
(01-20-2017 11:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Why is Maggot's ass so very hairy?

He lives in a colder climate so over the years he started to grow an abnormal amount of hair all over his ass and balls due to his body's natural defense mechanism. No more of that I'm freezing my balls or ass off nonsense.

Thanks sal, that makes sense.

Another poster-related question: Why does Som Yung Ho have such a limited attention span and preoccupation with non-consensual sex?





01-21-2017 12:21 PM
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I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.





01-21-2017 12:40 PM
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(01-21-2017 12:40 PM)sally Wrote:  I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.

"ASK SALLY ANYTHING" except hard stuff.





01-21-2017 08:12 PM
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Hi Sally. I have a question. How much hard stuff do you get offered?





01-21-2017 10:09 PM
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(01-21-2017 12:40 PM)sally Wrote:  I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.
You still haven't answered my question from like ages ago!






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01-22-2017 12:09 AM
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I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.





01-22-2017 12:12 AM
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Is Cheesecake pie?





01-22-2017 12:22 AM
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(01-22-2017 12:22 AM)BigMark Wrote:  Is Cheesecake pie?

If it was it would be called cheesepie, asshole.





01-22-2017 12:48 AM
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(01-22-2017 12:12 AM)sally Wrote:  I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.
Whats the population of Queenstown, New Zealand?






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