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Golfer's Joke
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Golfer's Joke

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."

After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything.

By the way, where is she?"

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"Still under the cart, I guess". hah






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01-28-2017 07:26 AM
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hah






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01-28-2017 04:33 PM
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Too long didn't read.






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02-07-2017 04:40 AM
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(02-07-2017 04:40 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  Too long didn't read.

Illiterate basturd!






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02-07-2017 07:44 PM
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Racist gay Inuit dwarf.






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02-08-2017 05:13 AM
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RE: Golfer's Joke

(02-08-2017 05:13 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  Racist gay Inuit dwarf.

I did not know this about Clang.

I had pictured him a bit differently.





02-08-2017 10:42 AM
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Nope, thats him. Ive met him you know...






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"Met"





02-08-2017 06:05 PM
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(02-08-2017 06:05 PM)BigMark Wrote:  "Met"

= carnal knowledge





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(02-08-2017 10:42 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  
(02-08-2017 05:13 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:  Racist gay Inuit dwarf.

I did not know this about Clang.

I had pictured him a bit differently.









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02-08-2017 09:15 PM
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(02-08-2017 08:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  
(02-08-2017 06:05 PM)BigMark Wrote:  "Met"

= carnal knowledge

More like carne asada knowledge






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You're just a corn queen.





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(02-08-2017 09:22 PM)BigMark Wrote:  You're just a corn queen.

Well I do like Korn and Queen.....






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(02-08-2017 09:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(02-08-2017 09:22 PM)BigMark Wrote:  You're just a corn queen.

Well I do like Korn and Queen.....
I knew you were gay!






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