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Golfer's Joke
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Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."

After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything.

By the way, where is she?"

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"Still under the cart, I guess". hah
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#2
hah
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#3
Too long didn't read.
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#4
(02-07-2017, 04:40 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Too long didn't read.

Illiterate basturd!
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#5
Racist gay Inuit dwarf.
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#6
(02-08-2017, 05:13 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Racist gay Inuit dwarf.

I did not know this about Clang.

I had pictured him a bit differently.
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#7
Nope, thats him. Ive met him you know...
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#8
"Met"
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#9
(02-08-2017, 06:05 PM)BigMark Wrote: "Met"

= carnal knowledge
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(02-08-2017, 10:42 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 05:13 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Racist gay Inuit dwarf.

I did not know this about Clang.

I had pictured him a bit differently.



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(02-08-2017, 08:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 06:05 PM)BigMark Wrote: "Met"

= carnal knowledge

More like carne asada knowledge
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#12
You're just a corn queen.
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#13
(02-08-2017, 09:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: You're just a corn queen.

Well I do like Korn and Queen.....
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(02-08-2017, 09:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 09:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: You're just a corn queen.

Well I do like Korn and Queen.....
I knew you were gay!
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(02-08-2017, 09:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 10:42 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 05:13 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Racist gay Inuit dwarf.

I did not know this about Clang.

I had pictured him a bit differently. Also I bummed him last night in the toilet.



Its things like this that just give it away dude.
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(02-09-2017, 12:38 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 09:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 10:42 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(02-08-2017, 05:13 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Racist gay Inuit dwarf.

I did not know this about Clang.

I had pictured him a bit differently. Also I bummed him last night in the toilet.



Its things like this that just give it away dude.

Give what away? That I like funny songs sung by Tenacious D and Corky and the Juice Pigs? That I support gay rights despite being a straight male? Fine, you got me. Guilty as charged.
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#17
Glad that you can admit it.
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#18
(02-12-2017, 09:15 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Glad that you can admit it.

I freely admit it. Buttholes are exit only. Poop there it is!
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#19
But Midwest Spy said he bummed you.
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#20
(02-12-2017, 10:46 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: But Midwest Spy said he bummed you.

Bummed me out, maybe. I've been a real Debbie Downer these last few months as I feel like I'm drowning at work. These last few days of vacation have helped somewhat, but I was sick for most of it and tomorrow I return to the drowning pool.
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