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Golfer's Joke
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Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."

After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything.

By the way, where is she?"

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"Still under the cart, I guess". hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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Golfer's Joke - by Carsman - 01-28-2017, 07:26 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 01-28-2017, 04:33 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-07-2017, 04:40 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-07-2017, 07:44 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-08-2017, 05:13 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Midwest Spy - 02-08-2017, 10:42 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-08-2017, 09:15 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-09-2017, 12:38 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-09-2017, 10:27 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-08-2017, 03:13 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by BigMark - 02-08-2017, 06:05 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Midwest Spy - 02-08-2017, 08:20 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-08-2017, 09:17 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by BigMark - 02-08-2017, 09:22 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-08-2017, 09:26 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-08-2017, 11:00 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-12-2017, 09:15 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-12-2017, 04:16 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-12-2017, 10:46 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-13-2017, 05:14 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Midwest Spy - 02-13-2017, 06:11 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-13-2017, 10:29 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-13-2017, 06:21 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-13-2017, 10:30 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-14-2017, 05:11 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-14-2017, 07:43 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Midwest Spy - 02-15-2017, 08:10 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-15-2017, 08:41 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-15-2017, 11:55 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-16-2017, 07:26 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Duchess - 02-14-2017, 06:08 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-14-2017, 07:47 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-14-2017, 06:43 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-15-2017, 12:39 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-15-2017, 07:04 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Duchess - 02-16-2017, 07:54 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-16-2017, 08:23 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-17-2017, 07:33 PM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-18-2017, 07:51 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Clang McFly - 02-18-2017, 11:30 AM
RE: Golfer's Joke - by Som Yung Ho - 02-18-2017, 11:59 PM