Post: #29

I know the shiniest, cleanest groin in here belongs to Clang. Some people are too tired after work to groom their pubes, but Clang goes right to it after popping his pot pie in the oven.

Post: #30

He probably bleaches too.

Post: #31

(02-24-2017 07:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  

(02-24-2017 03:47 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  If I PM someone a pic of my junk, now that's entering the perv-zone.

As long as no junk is showing, it's perv-free, huh?

You've got some interesting guidelines there, MS.

Some might say that pondering the bush sizes of your on-line friends, publicly, is slightly on the pervy side. Prudes!

That was harmless and I wasn't seeking pics of anyone's bush.

The perv-zone begins with propositioning either pics or meeting up.

There's not a person in here that would be telling the truth if they said I've done either.

When I talk about your beauty and how we'd be sexually attracted to each other (if circumstances were different) I'm serious.

You, however, don't share that view.

lol

Doesn't mean I'm seeking you out though.

Post: #32

I made up a song for Clang. I think it's nice.

Piss don't belong in a bucket
Pubes don't flush down the sink
Took a whole lotta trying just to get rid of that stink

Now we're up in the DMV
Getting our turn at bat
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
And ain't nothing wrong with that

Well we're moving on up
To the east side
To a deluxe apartment with my brother in the sky

Yeah we're moving on up
Moving on up

And I'll finally hang my bra out to dryyyyyy.

Post: #33

Great. Now I'm picturing Clang as a short black man, strutting around all cocky-like calling MS a honky.

MS is NOT a perv in this mental picture though, he's just a jive turkey.

He's got drool running down his chin as he ogles black wise-cracking sally in her little maid's uniform and sensible white sneakers, but he hasn't pulled out his junk or invited her for a quickie in the bathroom or anything.

Post: #34

I'm ALWAYS nice !

Post: #35

(02-24-2017 04:44 PM)sally Wrote:  Aussie asked why Gear was always so mean to her which I thought was a stupid question because she likes to start shit with people. But I never knew how Gear and Jibbles could be mean to you. That's like being mean to a Koala bear.

So they were just being mean to her for the sake of being mean, right? I say it like that because I don't see that darling girl doing anything to anyone in order to rile them up.

Post: #36

Wow, the fountain shot even higher with that one!

Post: #37

Do you even know the people we're talking about, bird brain?

Post: #38

Everytime I posted that fuckwit would troll me. I ignored him but he kept ruining threads. Even when it was stuff that was discussions. It wasn't funny intelligent or in anyway Mocking. It was some kind of evil. Once he started ruining a cool thread where LC posted some cool pics he was trying to sabotage that. His ass was gone. He was more antiMock than Mock.

Post: #39

(02-25-2017 11:49 AM)BigMark Wrote:  Wow, the fountain shot even higher with that one!

I'm sorry I called you a bird brain when you were being a twat this morning. I'm getting back on my high horse now.

Post: #40

I thought it was funny when you called him a bird brain.

Post: #41

I did too.

Post: #42

(02-25-2017 11:48 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

(02-24-2017 04:44 PM)sally Wrote:  Aussie asked why Gear was always so mean to her which I thought was a stupid question because she likes to start shit with people. But I never knew how Gear and Jibbles could be mean to you. That's like being mean to a Koala bear.

So they were just being mean to her for the sake of being mean, right? I say it like that because I don't see that darling girl doing anything to anyone in order to rile them up.

Yes. They liked to call her stupid as if they're a couple of fucking geniuses.

They called me stupid too, but I'm not friendly and non-confrontational like her.