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SMART CONDOMS



A condom that rates your performance. What do you think, gentlemen?

The world's first 'smart condom' which rates a man's sexual performances and can detect STIs has been created by scientists.

The i-Con Smart Condom is billed as the newest form of wearable technology in the ever-growing market.

Providing a range of statistics, including duration, speed and girth measurements, male users are able to assess their sexual prowess.

The device also records the amount of calories burnt, different positions and can detect chlamydia and syphilis.

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03-02-2017 02:39 PM
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Do we really want condoms to be smarter than the person using them? It opens up a Pandora's box of technical voodoo.






03-02-2017 03:02 PM
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There's only one stat that counts:

Was I hard enough, for a long enough time, to send my gal into back-arching, nail-grinding mode.

She don't need no smart condom to figure THAT out.





03-02-2017 03:11 PM
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It would kind of put a damper on it to detect STD's during sex, don't ya think?

Jesus Christ, you got the clap! I think I'll just be leaving now while praying that smart condom didn't have a hole in it.





03-02-2017 04:20 PM
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These smart condoms are dumb.

Nothing like adding more performance pressure to really spice things up.

And, I can just see some men disputing the results and wanting to do it again right away to try for better scores. Screw that.





03-02-2017 05:51 PM
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Luckily I don't need to worry about a smart condom. At the rate I'm going I'll be lucky if I get to use a regular condom.






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03-02-2017 06:44 PM
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What if your condom gets hacked? How secure are the IDs on these things? I swear, that wasn't my dick!





03-02-2017 07:03 PM
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Hahaha!






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(03-02-2017 07:03 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  What if your condom gets hacked? How secure are the IDs on these things? I swear, that wasn't my dick!


Hey! Today is your Mock anniversary. Six years!






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03-02-2017 07:15 PM
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(03-02-2017 07:03 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  What if your condom gets hacked? How secure are the IDs on these things? I swear, that wasn't my dick!

hah

Happy sixth anniversary, Six.





03-02-2017 07:37 PM
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Agree with HotD, (can't believe I said that) These Smart Condoms are DUMB! Insane

They can put them all in the Edsel! hah






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03-02-2017 07:55 PM
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Hey! You agree with me plenty and you know it, Cars.

I agree with you sometimes too.

But, it is good to see you openly admitting it for a change (even if it is only about dumb smart condoms). Smiley_emoticons_smile





03-02-2017 08:05 PM
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A smart one would make you think about baseball at the right time.





03-02-2017 08:27 PM
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My 'go to' stat was Jack Morris' ERA during his years with the Tigers (even though I'm a Twins fan).

He had some good seasons from '84-'88, and being a native of St Paul who eventually pitched a 10 inning masterpiece in Game 7 of the 1991 WS, he bacame I guy I could turn my thoughts toward when things were about to 'get away from me.'

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03-02-2017 09:07 PM
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