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Sorry I left you all alone with Clang.
#1
But its ok. I'm back. You can all stop missing me and let Clang out of his cage now.
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#2
Clang has the shits so we can't let him out unsupervised yet.
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#3


I've never seen such shit talkin' people in my life. Not only did he tell us he has the shits, he went on to describe it. Fuck, Clang, just what the actual fuck.
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#4
That's the sound they make when it hits the bowl.
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#5
(03-10-2017, 11:13 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never seen such shit talkin' people in my life. Not only did he tell us he has the shits, he went on to describe it. Fuck, Clang, just what the actual fuck.

Yes. What. The. Actual. Fuck. I feel like I entered the Twilight Zone. I know you guys are probably kidding about me talking about having the shits, but it also sounds like something I might have done in my sick state. I don't what to believe anymore.

Congrats, you guys have out crazied the Clang.

As punishment, I shall model the clothes I just ordered from JCPenney.
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#6
I got something to cure the shits. But first I need to know what type you have. Like tap water runny or are there some chunks? If so what are the chunks of? Peas? Corn?
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#7
Your lives must revolve around searching for nostril goblins under chairs........Geez. Lame twisted nipple fucks.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#8
(03-10-2017, 08:04 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: I got something to cure the shits. But first I need to know what type you have. Like tap water runny or are there some chunks? If so what are the chunks of? Peas? Corn?

No shits at the moment. I got the smelly toots though.
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#9
Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?
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#10
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
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#12
hah
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#13
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?
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#14


Dude. C'mon! Fuckity fuck.
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#15
Farts may not be that bad, they may cure cancer! hah





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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#16
(03-12-2017, 11:36 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?

They taste....beefy. That's it. Maybe your fart palate is more sophisticated.
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#17
(03-13-2017, 06:57 AM)Carsman Wrote: Farts may not be that bad, they may cure cancer! hah






I cured cancer at least a dozen times today. Just call me Fart Jesus.
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#18
(03-13-2017, 05:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 11:36 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?

They taste....beefy. That's it. Maybe your fart palate is more sophisticated.
Mmmmmmm... beef, the best flavour for a fart.
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(03-13-2017, 07:49 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-13-2017, 05:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 11:36 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?

They taste....beefy. That's it. Maybe your fart palate is more sophisticated.
Mmmmmmm... beef, the best flavour for a fart.

Yeah well it smells moistly like taint-ed beef.
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#20
Well, its not going to be fresh.
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