SAFE SPACE

[Clang McFly]

Clang's safe place is in the shitter. That's where he spends most of the day milking the clock.

I wish. My Dad is pooping and/or peeing like several times an hour. I'm lucky if I get 5 minutes in the bathroom before I hear Dad yelling "Is someone in the bathroom?" And when I reply yes, he's all "Oh God! Oh Jesus! Nooo! I really got to go! I'm going to pee all over the floor!"

My safe space is the bedroom where I can lock the door and be alone with my computer and books and safely dress en femme and send you guys 150 pics of that.