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This lady is not right in the head
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A well endowed German style show has stunned her fans with another “extraordinary tan” that has turned her reasonable skin to “dim fresh darker” and made her look “African dim” with only three tanning infusions.
Martina Big – who asserts her size 32 S bosoms are the greatest in Europe – has had tanning infusions to turn her white Caucasian skin a profound shade of mahogany dark colored.
She has no arrangements of controling her tanning enslavement – Martina says that she needs much a greater amount of the melanin expanding infusions.
Furthermore, she concedes that she is as yet utilizing a 50-tube sunbed in her home in Trier, Germany.
“Nine weeks prior, I had only three tanning infusions,” Martina said.
“I was not hoping to go so dim but rather it worked so well. I cherish it and I truly need to push it to the outrageous.
“Presently I simply need to get darker and darker and see what the cutoff points are.
“I adore the difference of my brilliant blonde hair and my dim, fresh darker skin.
“I adore seeing the responses of individuals. I can see their huge eyes when I stroll past and their stunned confronts, considering ‘how is this conceivable?’
“At to start with, my fans were bothered saying ‘why did you do this?!” yet that is on account of they have never observed a white young lady change her skin to African dull some time recently.
“In any case, now, they have accustomed to it, they are energized like me. They say, ‘gracious, I like your style! Go darker! Go darker!'”
Martina, who cases to be 28, says that she is not attempting to change her race and depicts the extraordinary tan as only a piece of her mission to wind up plainly the ‘ulimate genuine Barbie bimbo.'”
Regardless she depicts herself as an European/Caucasian and says she won’t change the shade of her eyes or eyebrows, which she gladly portrays as “the main characteristic things she will keep”.
Martina, whose remarkable bosom inserts can be “pumped up” by infusing saline, says she doesn’t think dark individuals would be annoyed by her look.
“Yes, I have the skin of an African young lady.
“In any case, I am not claiming to be a dark young lady.
“Will make an exceptional and outlandish Barbie with dim tan, brilliant blonde hair and misrepresented bends.
“I like this look.”


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I would like a new sig line, but am not sure what it should be. So I will just put a tag that says "This space for rent"
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#2
I don't know what to say here.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#3
Sexy.

She's pretty much Bill O'Reilly's dream woman.

All of the physical characteristics he's known to go for, wrapped up in one package.
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#4
Nuttier than a porta potty at a peanut festival.
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#5
I am shaking my head here, as a straight female, I think she was rather attractive before she went boffo over the tits and tan.
I would like a new sig line, but am not sure what it should be. So I will just put a tag that says "This space for rent"
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(04-21-2017, 07:48 PM)QueenBee Wrote: A well endowed German style show has stunned her fans with another “extraordinary tan” that has turned her reasonable skin to “dim fresh darker” and made her look “African dim” with only three tanning infusions.
Martina Big – who asserts her size 32 S bosoms are the greatest in Europe – has had tanning infusions to turn her white Caucasian skin a profound shade of mahogany dark colored.
She has no arrangements of controling her tanning enslavement – Martina says that she needs much a greater amount of the melanin expanding infusions.
Furthermore, she concedes that she is as yet utilizing a 50-tube sunbed in her home in Trier, Germany.
“Nine weeks prior, I had only three tanning infusions,” Martina said.
“I was not hoping to go so dim but rather it worked so well. I cherish it and I truly need to push it to the outrageous.
“Presently I simply need to get darker and darker and see what the cutoff points are.
“I adore the difference of my brilliant blonde hair and my dim, fresh darker skin.
“I adore seeing the responses of individuals. I can see their huge eyes when I stroll past and their stunned confronts, considering ‘how is this conceivable?’
“At to start with, my fans were bothered saying ‘why did you do this?!” yet that is on account of they have never observed a white young lady change her skin to African dull some time recently.
“In any case, now, they have accustomed to it, they are energized like me. They say, ‘gracious, I like your style! Go darker! Go darker!'”
Martina, who cases to be 28, says that she is not attempting to change her race and depicts the extraordinary tan as only a piece of her mission to wind up plainly the ‘ulimate genuine Barbie bimbo.'”
Regardless she depicts herself as an European/Caucasian and says she won’t change the shade of her eyes or eyebrows, which she gladly portrays as “the main characteristic things she will keep”.
Martina, whose remarkable bosom inserts can be “pumped up” by infusing saline, says she doesn’t think dark individuals would be annoyed by her look.
“Yes, I have the skin of an African young lady.
“In any case, I am not claiming to be a dark young lady.
“Will make an exceptional and outlandish Barbie with dim tan, brilliant blonde hair and misrepresented bends.
“I like this look.”


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She looks like a sexy big titty Morlock.
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#7
Do you mean Murdock, you dumbass. She looks more like a sexy Mr. T than Murdock anyway. I don't even see the comparison.
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(04-21-2017, 10:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: “I like this look.”


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She looks like a sexy big titty Morlock.
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#9


Every time I see big hooters I think of MS.
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#10
Bra sizes allude me I need a chart to keep up with all the letters of the alphabet and number designations.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(04-21-2017, 11:25 PM)sally Wrote: Do you mean Murdock, you dumbass. She looks more like a sexy Mr. T than Murdock anyway. I don't even see the comparison.

No, I meant Morlock, ya illiterate dumbass bitch.

Guess ya never read H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.
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#12
Dude, be nice.
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#13
(04-23-2017, 01:25 AM)BigMark Wrote: Dude, be nice.

That IS me being nice in sally's language.
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(04-23-2017, 01:25 AM)BigMark Wrote: Dude, be nice.

Mind your own business fatso.
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(04-23-2017, 01:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-21-2017, 11:25 PM)sally Wrote: Do you mean Murdock, you dumbass. She looks more like a sexy Mr. T than Murdock anyway. I don't even see the comparison.

No, I meant Morlock, ya illiterate dumbass bitch.

Guess ya never read H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.

No I've never read that book and I don't want to either.

So you've read a book, big fucking deal. You think you're all smart now or something?
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(04-23-2017, 12:16 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-23-2017, 01:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-21-2017, 11:25 PM)sally Wrote: Do you mean Murdock, you dumbass. She looks more like a sexy Mr. T than Murdock anyway. I don't even see the comparison.

No, I meant Morlock, ya illiterate dumbass bitch.

Guess ya never read H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.

No I've never read that book and I don't want to either.

So you've read a book, big fucking deal. You think you're all smart now or something?

Book smart, yes.

I'm still lacking in street smarts and common sense though.
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(04-23-2017, 01:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm still lacking in street smarts and common sense though.


That's why I always hesitate to let Chewie outdoors. Sometimes he makes a break for it.
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#18
Yeah, Clang is like a fat lazy cat you can't really trust to let outside.
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#19
That wants to dress up as a dog.
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(04-23-2017, 03:42 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah, Clang is like a fat lazy cat you can't really trust to let outside.


When you've only known love you don't think anything would hurt you, you're trusting. That's Chewie. No street smarts and you have to have 'em when there's wildlife around, you have to be aware of the danger. I don't worry about the other critters like that. They know. Damn nigga darts out the door every chance he gets. He lurks by my main entrance which is the back door knowing he'll get a shot at freedom. He gone.
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