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DIRTY JEANS



This is crazy. I don't actually know what to say other than get outdoors and work you crazy bastards. *sigh* Jesus.


You can now waste $425 on Nordstrom's dirty, mud-caked jeans to satisfy all your superfluous money-spending needs.

According to the "Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans" description, the "heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty."

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I wouldn't wear them; they look like something Kanye would design.





04-26-2017 12:26 PM
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I have always thought this kind of thing was stupid, not to mention a huge waste of $.
I have never bought a pair of "distressed" jeans or anything else.
If I pay $30, 40 or $50 for a pair of jeans or anything else I want them to look new, instead of buying some wore out shit
That, and I have a couple grand$ in wore out holey jeans in the closet, just in case I wanna look cool or something





04-26-2017 03:18 PM
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The clear plastic jeans are another stupid idea.
The fashion item most likely to give you a yeast infection





04-26-2017 03:22 PM
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I have a pair of distressed jeans. First I scoffed at them and awhile later I bought them. 78 It looks like the mower ran over them. However, I draw the line at pretend dirt.






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LOL, Pretend Dirt..
Too much like the millennial ironics in seattle. Plad Shirt, work boots, firehose jeans, full beard...cant change a tire





04-26-2017 03:51 PM
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(04-26-2017 03:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I have a pair of distressed jeans. First I scoffed at them and awhile later I bought them. 78 It looks like the mower ran over them. However, I draw the line at pretend dirt.

Pretend dirt jeans, its the next illogical evolutionary step down from pretend fashionably ripped jeans.






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(04-26-2017 12:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

This is crazy. I don't actually know what to say other than get outdoors and work you crazy bastards. *sigh* Jesus.


You can now waste $425 on Nordstrom's dirty, mud-caked jeans to satisfy all your superfluous money-spending needs.

According to the "Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans" description, the "heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty."

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Good Will has similar style jeans, (some that I have donated) that are no where dirty crappy looking as those, and at around a modest $10 to $15 cost! Insane






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04-26-2017 06:33 PM
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Jesus Christ






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04-26-2017 07:50 PM
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Clang will do that for free.





04-26-2017 08:24 PM
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Who knew Dick's jeans would be the next big thing.





04-26-2017 08:47 PM
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When the asteroid strikes this will become important. As a physiological glimmer of hope.






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04-26-2017 09:28 PM
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(04-26-2017 08:47 PM)sally Wrote:  Who knew Dick's jeans would be the next big thing.

The good news is................with Clang and Biggie getting the shits all the time, people will probably think they're just wearing these trendy new jeans if they have such an accident in public. They'd also need to wear a ton of Brut aftershave to pull it off though.





04-26-2017 09:48 PM
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Knee deep in man gravy!





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