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(04-26-2017 09:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(04-26-2017 08:47 PM)sally Wrote:  Who knew Dick's jeans would be the next big thing.

The good news is................with Clang and Biggie getting the shits all the time, people will probably think they're just wearing these trendy new jeans if they have such an accident in public. They'd also need to wear a ton of Brut aftershave to pull it off though.

Who put the "B" in Brut? Who put the "U" in underwear?









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(04-26-2017 09:51 PM)BigMark Wrote:  Knee deep in man gravy!

Dude.

I don't need to know about you and your Dad's "father and son" activities.






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That's porto potty not porno potty you sicko.





04-27-2017 12:53 AM
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(04-27-2017 12:53 AM)BigMark Wrote:  That's porto potty not porno potty you sicko.

I don't need to know what you and your Dad call your sex grotto. Porto Potty....sounds Italian and extra fancy.






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04-27-2017 05:28 PM
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why would i spend so much money on this stuff rather then to go outside and jumped in a mud for free style





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Sometimes Jeans look good, whether dirty or clean!



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(10-02-2017 05:47 PM)Carsman Wrote:  p


Sometimes Jeans look good, whether dirty or clean!



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These jeans are kinda dirty, in a different way.

They go for $168 USD and there's reportedly a wait list. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/tr...-for-sale/

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They're on my list of potential Christmas gifts for Duchess, Big Sal, aussie, Love Child and Clang. I think I need to go all out this year to make up for the Speaking Bible I gifted everyone last year.





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If you're handy with scissors you could make them yourself out of your own jeans instead of being on a long waiting list. And for Clang you could use your old fat jeans.





05-04-2018 03:30 PM
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Oh...my...gawd, those jeans. *cringe*






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(05-04-2018 01:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  These jeans are kinda dirty, in a different way.

They go for $168 USD and there's reportedly a wait list. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/tr...-for-sale/

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They're on my list of potential Christmas gifts for Duchess, Big Sal, aussie, Love Child and Clang. I think I need to go all out this year to make up for the Speaking Bible I gifted everyone last year.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'd never wear something that sexy and revealing. I just gifted myself a cobalt blue sleeveless sheath dress and some black pumps.






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05-05-2018 12:31 AM
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(05-05-2018 12:31 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Thanks, but no thanks. I'd never wear something that sexy and revealing. I just gifted myself a cobalt blue sleeveless sheath dress and some black pumps.

That sounds lovely. I'll get you this stylish accessory to make your new ensemble pop instead. It's much better than pearls which might make you look a bit matronly.

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I haven't ordered Biggie's gift yet, so I'll just give him the trendy thong jeans I ordered for you. He'd look amazing fishing or strutting around Vegas in them on a hot summer's day.





05-05-2018 10:27 AM
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What is seen cannot be unseen, tread lightly young lady.





05-05-2018 10:44 AM
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I'd pay a lot of money to see you in those jeans, Mark. C'mon!






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