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DIRTY JEANS
#21
(10-02-2017, 05:47 PM)Carsman Wrote: p


Sometimes Jeans look good, whether dirty or clean!



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#22
These jeans are kinda dirty, in a different way.

They go for $168 USD and there's reportedly a wait list. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/tr...-for-sale/

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They're on my list of potential Christmas gifts for Duchess, Big Sal, aussie, Love Child and Clang. I think I need to go all out this year to make up for the Speaking Bible I gifted everyone last year.
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#23
If you're handy with scissors you could make them yourself out of your own jeans instead of being on a long waiting list. And for Clang you could use your old fat jeans.
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#24


Oh...my...gawd, those jeans. *cringe*
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#25
(05-04-2018, 01:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: These jeans are kinda dirty, in a different way.

They go for $168 USD and there's reportedly a wait list. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/tr...-for-sale/

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They're on my list of potential Christmas gifts for Duchess, Big Sal, aussie, Love Child and Clang. I think I need to go all out this year to make up for the Speaking Bible I gifted everyone last year.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'd never wear something that sexy and revealing. I just gifted myself a cobalt blue sleeveless sheath dress and some black pumps.
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#26
(05-05-2018, 12:31 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks, but no thanks. I'd never wear something that sexy and revealing. I just gifted myself a cobalt blue sleeveless sheath dress and some black pumps.

That sounds lovely. I'll get you this stylish accessory to make your new ensemble pop instead. It's much better than pearls which might make you look a bit matronly.

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I haven't ordered Biggie's gift yet, so I'll just give him the trendy thong jeans I ordered for you. He'd look amazing fishing or strutting around Vegas in them on a hot summer's day.
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#27
What is seen cannot be unseen, tread lightly young lady.
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#28


I'd pay a lot of money to see you in those jeans, Mark. C'mon!
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#29
(05-05-2018, 10:27 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-05-2018, 12:31 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks, but no thanks. I'd never wear something that sexy and revealing. I just gifted myself a cobalt blue sleeveless sheath dress and some black pumps.

That sounds lovely. I'll get you this stylish accessory to make your new ensemble pop instead. It's much better than pearls which might make you look a bit matronly.

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I haven't ordered Biggie's gift yet, so I'll just give him the trendy thong jeans I ordered for you. He'd look amazing fishing or strutting around Vegas in them on a hot summer's day.

Nice beads. Thanks. Wanna see my tits?hah
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#30


Tits or get the fuck out. Dooooo iiiiit.
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#31
(05-05-2018, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Tits or get the fuck out. Dooooo iiiiit.

https://www.flickr.com/gp/161486904@N05/t87sq7
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#32
I'd rather wear those jeans than click that link
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#33


hah

Go on...cliiiiick it.
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#34
(05-05-2018, 03:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-05-2018, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Tits or get the fuck out. Dooooo iiiiit.

https://www.flickr.com/gp/161486904@N05/t87sq7

Blowing-kisses

You're a funny and sexy bastard Clang.

I like your little Super (Cart)Man too.
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#35
(05-05-2018, 03:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: https://www.flickr.com/gp/161486904@N05/t87sq7


Bae. 99
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#36
(05-05-2018, 06:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-05-2018, 03:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-05-2018, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Tits or get the fuck out. Dooooo iiiiit.

https://www.flickr.com/gp/161486904@N05/t87sq7

Blowing-kisses

You're a funny and sexy bastard Clang.

I like your little Super (Cart)Man too.

Thanks, But that's regular old Kyle Brofloski poking out of a Superman Easter basket.
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#37
(05-05-2018, 06:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-05-2018, 03:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: https://www.flickr.com/gp/161486904@N05/t87sq7


Bae. 99

109Blush
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#38
(05-06-2018, 12:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks, But that's regular old Kyle Brofloski poking out of a Superman Easter basket.

Oops, so it is.

I like Kyle too. His mom, on the other hand, WELL...........





That's one of my favorite episodes, even though it's totally disrespectful.
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#39
(05-06-2018, 12:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-06-2018, 12:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks, But that's regular old Kyle Brofloski poking out of a Superman Easter basket.

Oops, so it is.

I like Kyle too. His mom, on the other hand, WELL...........





That's one of my favorite episodes, even though it's totally disrespectful.

Yeah that and the Starvin' Marvin episode are my favorites.

Yeah the movie version of that song is good. But I like the one from the TV Christmas episode better.
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#40
I like the Jesus crosses, superhero pictures and the highschool diploma on the wall, it really ties the room together.
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