He aint heavy he's my brother.
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In 1884, James Wells, Moderator of the United Free Church of Scotland, in his book The Parables of Jesus tells the story of a little girl carrying a big baby boy. Seeing her struggling, someone asked if she wasn't tired. With surprise she replied, "No, he's not heavy; he's my brother."

In a 1918 publication by Ralph Waldo Trine titled The Higher Powers of Mind and Spirit, he relates the following anecdote: "Do you know that incident in connection with the little Scottish girl? She was trudging along, carrying as best she could a boy younger, but it seemed almost as big as she herself, when one remarked to her how heavy he must be for her to carry, when instantly came the reply: 'He's na heavy. He's mi brither.'"

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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
My little brothers are a bunch of fat fux, I ain't carrying them anywhere
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#4
hah And that is why literal interpretation is selective.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#5
My brother lives on the other side of the planet. I'm not flying all that fuckin way just to carry him. If he wanted someone to carry him he should have married a fat chick.
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#6
I'm not carrying my fat ass brothers either.

*checks out the cost of crane rentals*
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#7
Have you guys ever heard this one? It's actually from Jesus Christ himself. That snot nosed, little scottish brat took credit for carrying the fat fuck.

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Lord.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."
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#8
My gardener would get a hernia.
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