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Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .
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Carsman Offline
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Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

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. . . . . . . to annoy people who dislike discussing POOP.


A few things happen at the same time every day: your first cup of coffee, the Today show, and, probably, when you poop.

And while having a daily poop time might seem like a sign that you're amazing and regular, the scheduled time is actually pretty common. According to a noted gastroenterologist at Massachusetts General Hospital, your colon, which helps push poop through your body, has an internal clock of sorts.

Most people's colons are quiet during the night while you sleep (which is why you probably rarely get up to go poop during the night), but it has a wake response in the morning.

In other words, once you wake up and start your day, your colon does the same. hah






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08-09-2017 07:31 PM
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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

I agree. Everyday I poop in the morning before work, then on my morning break, then on my afternoon break, and then before I go to bed.






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08-09-2017 11:32 PM
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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

(08-09-2017 11:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I agree. Everyday I poop in the morning before work, then on my morning break, then on my afternoon break, and then before I go to bed.
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Wow, you're really "full of it", aren't you! hah Smiley_emoticons_biggrin






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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

(08-09-2017 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote:  d

. . . . . . . to annoy people who dislike discussing POOP.


A few things happen at the same time every day: your first cup of coffee, the Today show, and, probably, when you poop.

And while having a daily poop time might seem like a sign that you're amazing and regular, the scheduled time is actually pretty common. According to a noted gastroenterologist at Massachusetts General Hospital, your colon, which helps push poop through your body, has an internal clock of sorts.

Most people's colons are quiet during the night while you sleep (which is why you probably rarely get up to go poop during the night), but it has a wake response in the morning.

In other words, once you wake up and start your day, your colon does the same. hah
I'm long gone out the door before the Today Show and oddly enough, I'm okay with that.





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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

I'm still sleeping when the today show is on, and oddly enough I'm ok with that too.





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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

(08-09-2017 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote:  d

. . . . . . . to annoy people who dislike discussing POOP.


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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

(08-10-2017 11:25 AM)sally Wrote:  I'm still sleeping when the today show is on


I've forgotten what that's like. I'd kinda like to sleep until the sun was up but I know that I'd feel like half my day was wasted.






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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

This is the last week I get to sleep in. School starts Monday and I'm homeschooling the little drop out for one more year.

I don't remember if I mentioned this, but the biggest reason for me homeschooling is the school's policy on drop off and pick up. Years ago I was able to drop off the older kids right at the teacher's door, but I guess due to security changes they don't want parents in the school anymore. You have to drop the kids off at the gate and they meet with their teachers in the cafeteria or library. Well I'm not comfortable with that for kindergarten and first grade, I need to know that my child is with her teacher and accounted for. They have the gate open on the other side by the office, whose to say that someone couldn't sneak in through all the chaos of a thousand kids running around and tell some kid that they're a teacher and come with me. Then you never see your kid again. Not that it's likely, but I don't like having that on my mind none the less.





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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

(08-10-2017 04:40 PM)sally Wrote:  I'm homeschooling the little drop out for one more year.


28 I get the biggest kick out of her dropping out. Fuckin' aye it's funny.






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...and I don't like the school's drop off policy either. I understand your concern.






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RE: Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .

(08-10-2017 05:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

...and I don't like the school's drop off policy either. I understand your concern.

Actually, I have a hard time believing Sally is homeschooling because of the drop off policy.

But, whatever the reason, it's her right to do what she wants with her child.





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Are you scandalized because the baby dropped out of preschool, MS?






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(08-10-2017 06:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Are you scandalized because the baby dropped out of preschool, MS?

What do you mean?

I thought she dropped out of Kindergarten?





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You're right. I'm wrong. It was kindergarten.






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