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Do you know about Penguins?
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Carsman Offline
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Do you know about Penguins?

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Penguins



Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !


It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

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"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."



"Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!! hah






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09-20-2017 11:29 PM
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hah

I thought you were going to say the Penguins eat their dead, but this is a lot better.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kzivfaOaE
09-21-2017 08:53 PM
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When we were at the penguin exhibit at SeaWorld there was a penguin at the edge of the water looking like he was debating if he should go in or not. Then another big fat penguin went up behind him and pushed him in as if he was thinking "get in there already, motherfucker".





09-24-2017 02:26 PM
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(09-24-2017 02:26 PM)sally Wrote:  When we were at the penguin exhibit at SeaWorld there was a penguin at the edge of the water looking like he was debating if he should go in or not. Then another big fat penguin went up behind him and pushed him in as if he was thinking "get in there already, motherfucker".


Guess he kicked him in the Ice hole! hah






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09-25-2017 04:31 PM
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hah Penguins are mean little bastards.





09-25-2017 07:25 PM
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