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how do I get committed?
#1
I have a story and Today I received the entire gruesome facts this afternoon:

"Taco" not his real name he's not Mexican or anything in fact I think he's American Indian decent, is a great worker. He is always there never misses any days and is like a bee in a hive. He out works 2-3 other guys, never takes breaks and never takes days off but he has a secret.

He drifted into town 20 months ago and his girlfriend dropped him off in the morning and everything was cool. This went on for a bit and eventually he got a car and was coming in working and kinda keeping to himself. He has a couple kids and I never paid much attention. He came in for the next few months and he said his girlfriend tossed him out and he was looking for an apartment.

He hooked up with a guy that had a house 4 bedrooms was about to have a baby and he moved in, had a bathroom a place to stay and was seeing his kids.

2-3 months ago he started acting weird and doing strange things. I guess his sister knew him well and said that he needed to take medication. I guess he had some weird thing that if he saw in the news a woman was raped, or someone was killed, he thought that it was him and started acting all paranoid............more to come.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Oh yea, missing some watch battery meds
Lock up all the sharps in the shop
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#3
Wow. My job suddenly feels more normal now.
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#4
OK there is more and a little more background...... Taco was living with a guy and his family I will call him Burger. I guess it was two weeks ago Taco was getting edgy, he was drinking like a fish and living in a house with Burger and one son (16) one step daughter (15) his wife and a new one year old. I hear Taco was talking to the 15 yr old Daughter about pot and weed trying to get her to try it. The Mother got wind of it and got pissed and raised a stink as she should have.
That weekend Taco got more self medicated than usual and the next day Burger told him "No smoking in the house" butts were everywhere and his wife was bitching because they were being put out in the plates.
Burger went in said no more! That's when taco said "who cares, I don't" and put his butt out in another plate. This led to a pushing match at 9pm and out the back door Taco went stumbling and all rowdy. It was at that point that he started screaming "They're killing the baby, they're killing the children they are a cult" and that's when all the neighbors lights started coming on as Burger stood in the doorway seething.
He started to go after Taco chasing him around the yard. Taco ran into a fence, fell down, got back up and started running towards his car with a bloody nose from running into the fence...............more to come.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#5
^ Stephen King you aren’t.
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#6
If I'm that Burger dude I pack homeboys shit up, grab a bat and meet him in the lawn and tell him he don't live there no more. And the bat is there to help convince him if he needs persuading. You dont put that mess by your kids. Or your woman.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#7
On the edge of my seat, waiting for the next installment. BTW, I love me some tacos, but this one sounds like it may not be a good taco.
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#8
(10-23-2017, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ^ Stephen King you aren’t.

ummmmmm.........Fuck you, you tepid pot of piss.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#9
C'mon Maggot, it's Taco Tuesday. What happened to our woebegone wanderer?
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#10
Do you think Burger won't crush his Taco because he's Chicken? If the guy is drunk it should be a Pizza Cake. Whole story sounds Fishy, but either way maggot It's Nacho problem...
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#11
(10-24-2017, 10:45 AM)Jimbone Wrote: C'mon Maggot, it's Taco Tuesday. What happened to our woebegone wanderer?

I forgot...........I am now spanking myself with a banana fern.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
(10-24-2017, 10:29 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(10-23-2017, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ^ Stephen King you aren’t.

ummmmmm.........Fuck you, you tepid pot of piss.

I need more twists and turns and something to make me scared to turn off the lights.

You can do better.
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#13
(10-24-2017, 10:59 AM)Donovan Wrote: Do you think Burger won't crush his Taco because he's Chicken? If the guy is drunk it should be a Pizza Cake. Whole story sounds Fishy, but either way maggot It's Nacho problem...


hah

You and HotD were made for each other.
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#14
(10-24-2017, 11:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-24-2017, 10:29 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(10-23-2017, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ^ Stephen King you aren’t.

ummmmmm.........Fuck you, you tepid pot of piss.

I need more twists and turns and something to make me scared to turn off the lights.

You can do better.

true story's are sometimes a bit bland. But its not over and I believe it gets worse or will get worse.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#15
(10-24-2017, 10:59 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(10-24-2017, 10:45 AM)Jimbone Wrote: C'mon Maggot, it's Taco Tuesday. What happened to our woebegone wanderer?

I forgot...........I am now spanking myself with a banana fern.
Pics? hah
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#16
(10-24-2017, 01:58 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(10-24-2017, 11:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-24-2017, 10:29 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(10-23-2017, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ^ Stephen King you aren’t.

ummmmmm.........Fuck you, you tepid pot of piss.

I need more twists and turns and something to make me scared to turn off the lights.

You can do better.

true story's are sometimes a bit bland. But its not over and I believe it gets worse or will get worse.

Wow, not sure why I thought you were writing a fictional story.
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#17
It sounds like the time TheKid let that woman move into his house for some extra income and she turned out to be batshit crazy. It took him a while to get her out of his house and it was a real PITA.

I'm sorry you took Taco in, Maggot. No good deed goes unpunished. I hope he doesn't kill you.
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#18
No kidding, I hope taco doesn't ring your bell.
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#19
My money is on maggs in the first round. He doesn't fuck around.
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#20
Taco did not move in with me. I knew he was weird at the beginning. Us weirdos can see other weirdos more so than normal nutcases. There is more but I need alcohol.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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