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GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD
Oy! You managed to work in three that time.
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(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.

It's a hat trick.

Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny top hat off his penis*


TA-DA!
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(08-31-2018, 10:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.

It's a hat trick.

Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny pubic crab off his penis and tapes it to his brother's phone*


TA-DA!

This is a better trick.
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Be careful with the magic dick tricks Clang. Whatever you do, don't try the one where you put it in the box and saw it down the middle. That's only half as good as the disappearing act.
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(08-31-2018, 10:40 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-31-2018, 10:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.

It's a hat trick.

Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny pubic crab off his penis and tapes it to his brother's phone*


TA-DA!

This is a better trick.

My pubic crabs aren't tiny.

Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.
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dear lord clang.
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(09-01-2018, 12:34 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: My pubic crabs aren't tiny.

Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.

You filthy little monkey. I no longer have my slap 'em upside the head smiley.   Taz
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Taser  This is better then a slap aside the head! hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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I don't want to taze him when I'm just fuckin' with him.
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I don't want to taze him when I'm just fuckin' with him.
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(09-01-2018, 01:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-01-2018, 12:34 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: My pubic crabs aren't tiny.

Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.

You filthy little monkey. I no longer have my slap 'em upside the head smiley.   Taz

I no longer have a lot of smileys. The "get more" link no longer works. I would have complained about this in the Mock upgrade thread weeks ago but it seemed silly to get upset over smileys.
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(09-01-2018, 12:34 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-31-2018, 10:40 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-31-2018, 10:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.

It's a hat trick.

Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny pubic crab off his penis and tapes it to his brother's phone*


TA-DA!

This is a better trick.

My pubic crabs aren't tiny.

Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.

(09-01-2018, 08:07 AM)BigMark Wrote: dear lord clang.
Reason #249234623942 why I'll forever remain a virgin.
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This might give an incentive. 




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Well actually you still can, that's why God gave you Two hands!
  hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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GIVE ME MY DAILY HEAD

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/09/04/pr...ts-in-car/

Miami Beach Police Arrest Two Priests Caught Performing Sex Act In Car
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Who cares if they blow each other? I don't. It's molesting kids I have an issue with.
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(09-04-2018, 12:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Who cares if they blow each other? I don't. It's molesting kids I have an issue with.

The tourists who were audience probably feel that way too, but they were on Ocean Drive. It is crowded at 3pm and is the main thoroughfare for business in Miami Beach and borders the beach. It seems the Priests were from the Chicago area and couldn't find a safe refuge for their daily worship. Police found it hard to stop them because of the priest's deep devotion.
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I just want to congratulate everyone in this thread for flushing it right down the toilet.

Playing along with Ski and Zero to talk about homosexual sex, etc.

Well done Dickheads.

You did it.
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I was wondering when you would get to that, I was trying to help you out in the beginning. Good try though.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(09-05-2018, 11:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: I was wondering when you would get to that, I was trying to help you out in the beginning. Good try though.

I appreciate your efforts.

Obviously I don’t care enough to let it affect my real life, but my Internet life is definitely out of whack!
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