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Hormones! They is real bitches!
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Hormones! They is real bitches!

So I have been on birth control for almost 2 years and I don't take the plecebo pills, so I don't have a period.
TMI? I don't care!

So my routine has totally changed in the last 2 weeks and I went 4 days without taking any pills. Fuck! So then I start taking them again, but its like early in the morning so I don't even turn on the light, just pop a pill out of the package and fall back asleep.
The other day I looked at the package and realized I had been only taking the placebo pills for 3 days. Fuck fuck! LOL
No I won't have a baby, I am not having sex, I only take the pill to not have cramps. Still tmi? Again, I dont' care.

The nice thing about taking the pill straight through for 2 years is my emotions have been pretty even keel. I still react to stuff that is sad, get angry where appropriate, but not just because of hormone fluctuations.

In the last 2 weeks I burst out crying for no reason at all-took me almost 2 hours before I felt "normal" and today I have been bitchier than ever. OMFG

Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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12-12-2017 06:49 PM
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(12-12-2017 06:49 PM)Love Child Wrote:  today I have been bitchier than ever. OMFG

Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!


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That was hilarious Love Child.

Still not doing any boinking?

I thought you said you were planning on riding the baloney pony A LOT when you left the mountain?





12-12-2017 07:18 PM
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I don't think I have any hormones.





12-12-2017 07:50 PM
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(12-12-2017 06:49 PM)Love Child Wrote:  I only take the pill to not have cramps. Still tmi? Again, I dont' care.


Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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You afraid of cramping & hormones? Do not ever, ever get pregnant.





12-12-2017 07:57 PM
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(12-12-2017 06:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(12-12-2017 06:49 PM)Love Child Wrote:  today I have been bitchier than ever. OMFG

Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!


Don't notice me.

LOL I see you!

(12-12-2017 07:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  That was hilarious Love Child.

Still not doing any boinking?

I thought you said you were planning on riding the baloney pony A LOT when you left the mountain?

The only person I am having sex with has had a vasectomey. I think I have boinked for a weekend since I have been out, I should work on that! : D


(12-12-2017 07:50 PM)sally Wrote:  I don't think I have any hormones.

I believe it.


(12-12-2017 07:57 PM)cannongal Wrote:  You afraid of cramping & hormones? Do not ever, ever get pregnant.

Actually since I was already sharing TMI I could have just said that I take birth control so the cysts on my ovaries don't grow any larger. The cramps are just a side benefit of it. I most likely will never have children in my lifetime, which for the most part I am okay with, but sometimes I think about it, so perhaps one day I'll get to adopt or care for children in some way or another. Besides I am more an animal person anyway.





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(12-13-2017 12:11 AM)Love Child Wrote:  I could have just said that I take birth control so the cysts on my ovaries don't grow any larger. The cramps are just a side benefit of it. I most likely will never have children in my lifetime, which for the most part I am okay with, but sometimes I think about it, so perhaps one day I'll get to adopt or care for children in some way or another. Besides I am more an animal person anyway.

Yeah,, I said the same thing. Actually, my primary told me that my uterus was tilted enough, so that I would never ever get pregnant. Ha ha





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(12-12-2017 07:50 PM)sally Wrote:  I don't think I have any hormones.


I don't think you do either. I've never seen you exhibit any emotion.






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I have to check with my legal staff before replying so that whatever I say wont be misconstrued as sexual harassment now or 30 yrs down the road. Love3






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^ Good luck with that! Let me know what you find out.





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(12-13-2017 06:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:  
(12-12-2017 07:50 PM)sally Wrote:  I don't think I have any hormones.


I don't think you do either. I've never seen you exhibit any emotion.

My parents always thought I was weird because I never showed any emotion. They knew I had feelings, however, because my mom almost had a heart attack when she found me in the garage petting a poisoned rat and giving it water.





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What? I felt sorry for it. I think I was 6 years old and I can only remember it vaguely, but I think it was half dead and I was holding the damn thing in my lap. It skeeves me out thinking about it.





12-13-2017 08:24 PM
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(12-13-2017 03:07 PM)Love Child Wrote:  ^ Good luck with that! Let me know what you find out.

I've decided to say that I can ride a uni-cycle and bounce a basketball at the same time thank you very much! Dramaqueen






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