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Maggots Christmas tip #19
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Maggots Christmas tip #19

When baking something after setting the timer on the oven remember to turn on the oven. But if it happens remember the microwave is always there.






12-21-2017 08:16 PM
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RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19

And if that fails, remember lots of your favorite local restaurants deliver and are open on Christmas Day.






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12-21-2017 10:21 PM
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RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19

Christmas tip #18

When putting the extension on the mailbox to keep it out there after the snow plow goes by never stick cold nails in your mouth.






12-22-2017 09:04 PM
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Christmas tip #17

Don't tell your daughters that their brother is your favorite kid, it kind of puts a damper on the holiday season.





12-23-2017 12:01 AM
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RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19

Christmas Tip #18

When your wife says she wants ‘something’ from Santa, she means an actual gift and not sex.





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I'd like a miniature donkey & some pygmy goats. If I didn't have to work I'd be a goat herder.

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Being a goat herder struck me as hilarious. Ahahaha.

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12-23-2017 02:49 PM
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I could be a goat herder!

Christmas Tip # 1

Wait to announce big news until after the holidays.





12-23-2017 02:57 PM
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Christmas tip #13

Be careful not to regift a gift to the same person who gifted you the gift in the first place. 50





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RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19

(12-23-2017 02:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Being a goat herder struck me as hilarious. Ahahaha.

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I laughed out loud Smiley_emoticons_biggrin when I read that!






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How do these Christmas tip numbers work? last I saw we were on tip number 17 and going down, but MS moved it back to 18, LC moved it to 1 and HotD somehow figured 13 . Doesn't seem right to be just picking numbers at random. Get your thread under control, Maggot.





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I hope you get the whole thing sally.





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(12-23-2017 07:51 PM)sally Wrote:  How do these Christmas tip numbers work? last I saw we were on tip number 17 and going down, but MS moved it back to 18, LC moved it to 1 and HotD somehow figured 13 . Doesn't seem right to be just picking numbers at random. Get your thread under control, Maggot.

Are you complaining again, it sure sounds like you're complaining, its not my fault people are numb like a tooth filled with Novocaine.






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Christmas Tip # 1.1, Tips sometimes go Tipsy! hah






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