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Regifting
#1
After some thought, giving away a candle that was given as a gift is much better than smearing aloe on a fluffy Maine coon cat.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Was it a Yankee Candle?

Har Har
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#3
Yeah, I gave it and a jar of pickles to Bobbie Sue the best looking chick in the company. She's cool, and gets me. For secret Santa, she kissed me and I feel dirty now.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#4
I regift shit all the time. The last thing I regifted was a thanksgiving dinner, "cause my kids school won't take no for an answer.
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#5
(12-21-2017, 08:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: After some thought, giving away a candle that was given as a gift is much better than smearing aloe on a fluffy Maine coon cat.

Is that what the cool kids are calling it now?
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#6
That crazy cat will brush up against it and all hell will break out, chasing a burning cat aint good for a fat fucker like me.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#7
(12-21-2017, 08:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yeah, I gave it and a jar of pickles to Bobbie Sue the best looking chick in the company. She's cool, and gets me. For secret Santa, she kissed me and I feel dirty now.

I feel dirty just reading about it.
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#8
(12-21-2017, 09:24 PM)Love Child Wrote:
(12-21-2017, 08:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yeah, I gave it and a jar of pickles to Bobbie Sue the best looking chick in the company. She's cool, and gets me. For secret Santa, she kissed me and I feel dirty now.

I feel dirty just reading about it.

You feel frisky when you lick your fingers at KFC I bet. A cheek kiss on a scruffy beard only counts when you're Santa.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#9
The housekeeper gave us some nasty ass mint cracker bullshit.
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#10
Well you're a nasty ass cracker so it seems like a suitable gift after cleaning your toilets all year long.
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