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RE: the 2018 trivial drivel thread
#21
Nah, I’ve never dated black guys.
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#22
I like my coffee black and I mostly like white men, but I do find some black guys very attractive.
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#23
So do I but only the ones that sing well for some odd reason.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#24
(01-10-2018, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: So do I but only the ones that sing well for some odd reason.

Lionel Richie ain’t been black since the Commodores.
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#25
I hope you find your black male soulmate maggot.
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#26
1 year ago, right now, I was boarding a Delta A-330 for a wonderful 9 hour flight to Honolulu.

Time flies.
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#27
The dog pissed all over the garage and while I was cleaning it up my daughter told her online virtual school teacher that she should play a new song in the morning. Usually they play a sesame street song with Will I Am from the black eyed peas. She told me that she told her teacher to play "hey, teacher leave them kids alone". I don't know what the teacher's reaction was because I wasn't there, but my kid is off the whacker.

I asked her why would you tell your teacher that, that's not exactly a children's song. She thought it was funny.
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#28
It's from Pink Floyd by the way in case anyone for some reason didn't know. It was on the radio one day and I started singing it in the car not thinking she was going to tell her teacher to play it for their morning song. Jesus Christ.
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#29


I'm browsing new lamps and noticing that many of them being sold have USB ports in them. How 'bout that shit.
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#30
Lamps plus outlet has great stuff at awesome prices.
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#31
(01-12-2018, 01:55 PM)BigMark Wrote: Lamps plus outlet has great stuff at awesome prices.


Aha! That's exactly where I am. I glanced up at my tab to check when I read your post.
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#32
(01-12-2018, 12:06 AM)sally Wrote: It's from Pink Floyd by the way in case anyone for some reason didn't know. It was on the radio one day and I started singing it in the car not thinking she was going to tell her teacher to play it for their morning song. Jesus Christ.

Don't worry, sally. In a few years she'll be asking her teacher to play this song.hah



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#33
I'm gonna guess some new teen idol will come along and that will be the one that gets all the attention, not some old fuddy duddy song like that. For my Daughter it was Taylor Swift. That stuff played 247 for about a year or 2. I built a freakin man cave because of it.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#34


I donated to a couple charities over the summer after those devastating hurricanes and they haven't given me a moments peace since then. WTF!
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#35
(12-31-2017, 07:07 PM)username Wrote: That's how I picture Midwest. No decent reply but he's so in to his own looks he THINKS even a retard face works for him.

Fucking Crash will come along and point out exactly what I did different than LC when she was posting these threads. Hey Crash....

FUCK YOU!!!


It's time to move on you mother loving excuse for a man. LC never liked you anyway.

Heh...

Fuck you too, biatch!! (I wish!)

You finally did it right... <3

And we both know the old lady loved me...you would have had a bad taste in your mouth even typing that shit
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#36
Oh and happy fucking new year, mocktards..
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#37
It's the dead of winter here, hope you're having a great summer, rock on.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#38
HI assholes! How in the hell are ya? Happy New Year!
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#39
(01-24-2018, 08:37 PM)JsMom Wrote: HI assholes! How in the hell are ya? Happy New Year!

Well, how is life treating YOU? Both my kids got on the honor roll, Saxophone practice has become tolerable, I paid off my house and now I'm building stuff in my workshop. The Superbowl is right around the corner and braised shrimp and Sam Adams is on the menu. I'm getting laid once or twice a week and my doctor says I may die at any given moment. Finger painting with old paint, homemade frames and old bedsheets is fun but how are you?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#40
Show pictures of the workshop please.
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