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RE: the 2018 trivial drivel thread
#61
There's a reason they changed the name from warming to change.
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#62
(02-07-2018, 08:57 PM)Love Child Wrote: What is the most scary part to think about?


I have fear of the unknown.

My sins are venial so I don't worry about burning in hell.
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#63
(02-07-2018, 07:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm afraid of dying.

No you're not...

Religious indoctrination has you scared of living
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#64
I have a cold, a good cough and all I wanna do is sleep, sleep, sleep. I've eaten 3 slices of rye bread and water all weekend.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#65
Next it's off the plank for you matey!
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#66
(02-25-2018, 09:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have a cold, a good cough and all I wanna do is sleep, sleep, sleep. I've eaten 3 slices of rye bread and water all weekend.

Ick. Hope you feel better.
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#67
(02-25-2018, 09:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have a cold, a good cough and all I wanna do is sleep, sleep, sleep. I've eaten 3 slices of rye bread and water all weekend.


Oh noes. The last time this happened you got pneumonia and almost died! Panic
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#68
That's because I ignored the symptoms, that's not gonna happen again.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#69


I keep hearing a speed boat. WTF. There are only streams & ponds around here.
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#70
Probably the Delaware Chainsaw Masacre guy lurking in your area.

I wouldn’t worry about it.
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#71


The Delaware Chainsaw Massacre guy has more to fear from me. *flexes*

I'm more concerned about my duck these days, the little bastard won't stay off the road.
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#72


John Travolta is a vampire.
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#73
(02-27-2018, 04:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

John Travolta is a vampire.

All these years married to Kelly Preston.

What a waste.

He’s chasing men while she’s home alone with her rabbit.

Check out clips of her from ‘Twins and Mischief.’

She one of my all-time favorites
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#74
He is as queer as a 3 dollar bill ever since welcome back Kotter, he should just admit it.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#75
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Have you ever been to a "beautiful nightmare"? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#76


This woman is dead. Why did they stuff her nose with cotton? I guess I could google that. In India they wear white to funerals rather than the black many here wear. I like that!

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#77


I sliced the side of my finger with aluminium foil and it hurt like a muthafucka.
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#78
So why did they stuff her nose with cotton?
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#79
(03-02-2018, 12:11 PM)Jimbone Wrote: So why did they stuff her nose with cotton?


I don't know, I never googled it.
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#80
I just did. It's mainly so the nose doesn't collapse as the body decomposes.
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