Let's pretend Jesus is real

[Midwest Spy]

He's trying to mind fuck you. Which isn't very Christian like, but then again he's not a true Christian.

Believe me, I’ve had many un-Christian thoughts in my day.

In this case, I was trying to say HotD is at the top of the heap of Mock women and, for Donovan, all of you were equally out of his league, even LMPP (or whatever the hell her name was).

So, he should be undaunted by HotD, because she’s no more a goddess than any of the other gals.

Keep on truckin’ Dono.

All of these women are attainable!