Let's pretend Jesus is real

[Midwest Spy]

So you're saying Lumpy wasn't very attractive. Did you ever hear the expression if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all? Most Christians have heard that, but only the true practice it.

I wasn’t trying to insult HotD.

She knows she’s a babe, and maybe my point was not very good.

I wasn’t trying to be a dick.

It made sense in my head, apparently just not on paper.