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RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL

He would also have to have a sexy voice. A sexy voice on a man makes most women melt even if they're average looking.





03-22-2018 05:35 PM
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(03-22-2018 04:35 PM)BigMark Wrote:  Button her pants?

This is why only Midwest spy wants to talk to you about your penis size.






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03-22-2018 06:34 PM
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(03-22-2018 06:34 PM)Donovan Wrote:  
(03-22-2018 04:35 PM)BigMark Wrote:  Button her pants?

This is why only Midwest spy wants to talk to you about your penis size.

Little do the rest of you know, but Mark is ‘Nick the Dick’ from Bachelor Party (with Tom Hanks).

Hanks and Adrien Zmed clapped for his dong, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of.





03-22-2018 06:43 PM
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Yeah, well my Super Bowl winning backup QB is big dick Nick. So there.






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03-22-2018 06:45 PM
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(03-22-2018 06:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Yeah, well my Super Bowl winning backup QB is big dick Nick. So there.

Nick the Dick is an American original and fills a foot long bun.

Zing.

Big Mark prefers you call him El Pedazo (homage to his Latino roots).





03-22-2018 06:52 PM
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