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So sensitive
#1
Not sure if its the hot shot training facility that is right next to my office building
or being happy about the new job
or the music on the radio
or the fact that I wasn't wearing a bra today
but all of the sudden my body and senses are super ultra senstive and I am horny all the time right now.
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#2
You should take a dip in my pool, its freaking freezing and the frogs are still tadpoles.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#3
What a romantic.
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#4
(04-04-2018, 08:40 PM)Love Child Wrote: hot shot training facility


*perks*
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#5
(04-04-2018, 08:40 PM)Love Child Wrote: Not sure if its the hot shot training facility that is right next to my office building
or being happy about the new job
or the music on the radio
or the fact that I wasn't wearing a bra today
but all of the sudden my body and senses are super ultra senstive and I am horny all the time right now.
I feel your pain sistah...
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#6
(04-04-2018, 08:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: You should take a dip in my pool, its freaking freezing and the frogs are still tadpoles.

I have a lake that I am sure could cure me. For a moment.
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#7
(04-05-2018, 04:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-04-2018, 08:40 PM)Love Child Wrote: hot shot training facility


*perks*

They are fucking adorable.
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#8
I get so horny throughout the day. I've really got to calm that down. Or start having regular sex again.
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#9
I feel like this is a cry for help.
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#10
(04-10-2018, 01:16 AM)Love Child Wrote: I get so horny throughout the day.


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#11
If lovechild is clangs alt fire and brimstone will be raining down.
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#12
(04-11-2018, 01:35 AM)BigMark Wrote: If lovechild is clangs alt fire and brimstone will be raining down.

ain't that the truth.
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#13


I promise that Love Child & Clang are two separate people. They aren't even on the same coast. 41
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#14
Maybe they are both russian bots?
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#15
(04-11-2018, 02:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe they are both russian bots?

Nyet so, Komrade.
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#16
(04-11-2018, 02:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I promise that Love Child & Clang are two separate people. They aren't even on the same coast. 41

Indeed. She's my friend. She inspires me to try and be a better man.
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#17
(04-11-2018, 02:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe they are both russian bots?

The only thing I am rushing to is a cock.
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#18
(04-11-2018, 08:49 PM)Love Child Wrote:
(04-11-2018, 02:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe they are both russian bots?

The only thing I am rushing to is a cock.

Ba dum dum.

How you doin'? Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#19
That poor Rooster.
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#20
Some people just like chicken, what can you do?
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