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DEAR MOCK MEN: PLEASE READ

.........the important health research in the link below. It's not too lengthy and will serve you well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...octor.html

There will be a quiz shortly before Mother's Day. ')

Thank you, in advance.

HOTD





04-12-2018 06:41 PM
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Since breasts are my thing and I love having them in my hands and mouth, I expect to ace the upcoming exam.





04-12-2018 08:03 PM
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(04-12-2018 08:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Since breasts are my thing and I love having them in my hands and mouth, I expect to ace the upcoming exam.

You realize it's not an at-home hands-on breast exam, right?

It's an on-line written exam to test your knowledge of the science.

So, you might want to study the material. It would be pretty embarrassing for you, of all people, to fail the test.





04-12-2018 08:23 PM
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Would a couple 9 volt batteries and some Vaseline work until the right moment then stick it in fast and furious with a gorilla mask on and a strobe light flashing? I've found that that's like a lightning rod to a woman's heart and G-spot. Who needs science when a tried and true method works with an unconscious person.






04-12-2018 09:05 PM
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Yeah, Mags, let's not have a little harmless fun and mocking staying abreast of very serious health news in here.

There isn't any forthcoming quiz or exam, just playing around.

Anyway, you succeeded in turning me off to that.............probably because I'm conscious.





04-12-2018 09:22 PM
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Dammit...........That's the new upcoming fad ya know. Slip a pill in and put on the Gorilla mask and make grunting noises like a tool time show. Am I even in the right thread? Is this the Cosby one?






04-12-2018 09:27 PM
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This title is for men and women thank you very much. I love my nipples to be tortured, liked, bitten, nibbled, ice.





04-12-2018 10:06 PM
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I bet you like licking two.





04-12-2018 11:51 PM
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(04-12-2018 10:06 PM)Love Child Wrote:  This title is for men and women thank you very much. I love my nipples to be tortured, liked, bitten, nibbled, ice.

How do I know if I like your nipples? Do you like them? Do they have a like button? Can I check in there too?





04-13-2018 01:08 AM
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(04-12-2018 06:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  .........the important health research in the link below. It's not too lengthy and will serve you well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...octor.html

There will be a quiz shortly before Mother's Day. ')

Thank you, in advance.

HOTD
*yawns* My nipple paddle has served me well over my sexual lifetime. The blindfold, and oral techniques have also served me well. This is dated "news." Bringing a woman to "the big O" before actual penetration should be taught in sex ed along with safe sex because if you're not doing it... You're not doing it right.





04-13-2018 09:33 AM
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I love that her name is Dr. Funk





04-13-2018 10:27 AM
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The opening post wasn't meant for you Gunnar. Everybody knows that you're the biggest stud in the whole wild world!

Mock Men (and women): nevermind reading the article about how different parts of the brain pertain to sexual stimulation in women.

Just grab a paddle and a blindfold, surely all women will equally respond with ecstasy beyond their wildest dreams.

Gunnar, if you could video tape and post yourself demonstrating that masterful oral technique of yours on a couple of oranges or grapefruits, it would surely be very instructive. No really. Thank YOU in advance.





04-13-2018 10:30 AM
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(04-13-2018 10:27 AM)Jimbone Wrote:  I love that her name is Dr. Funk

That made me laugh too.





04-13-2018 10:32 AM
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I'm turned off that Dr. Funk think she's knows what turns me on.






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