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(04-13-2018 10:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

I'm turned off that Dr. Funk think she's knows what turns me on.

You think that punk Funk is full of bunk?!! ')

There were some things in the article that I didn't know and thought were pretty interesting.

Mostly........I'm just playing around with the men up in here, but it might really be a useful gift of knowledge for their wives / old ladies on Mother's Day.





04-13-2018 12:17 PM
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(04-13-2018 12:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Mostly........I'm just playing around with the men up in here, but it might really be a useful gift of knowledge for their wives / old ladies on Mother's Day.


I knew you were. Awink I just have some excess energy and thought if I ran my mouth I could get some relief.






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Hot Buttery Funky Love.





04-14-2018 09:58 AM
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Hot, buttery love for everybody!






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04-14-2018 01:31 PM
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(04-14-2018 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Hot, buttery love for everybody!

Hot garlic buttery love for me with a bucket of shrimp.






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04-15-2018 12:29 AM
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(04-13-2018 10:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Gunnar, if you could video tape and post yourself demonstrating that masterful oral technique of yours on a couple of oranges or grapefruits, it would surely be very instructive. No really. Thank YOU in advance.
It's easy, just trace the English alphabet with your tongue, a little bit of caress, sucking and nibbling here and there. Demonstrate on fruit? Lol. Pass, that's nothing short of lame. let me know if you need more advice HotD. I'm always willing to help when I can. BTW... Who's the lucky lady?





04-17-2018 09:11 AM
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Well, Gunnar, you said that oral techniques for stimulating nipples should be taught in sex ed and you've got it licked.

But, I understand if you don't feel comfortable posting a simulation video in the name of public education.

You could post a video demonstrating your ABCs-tracing technique on a pair of fuzzy coconuts or wrinkly walnuts if that's more comfortable and familiar to you. ')





04-18-2018 11:07 AM
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(04-18-2018 11:07 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Well, Gunnar, you said that oral techniques for stimulating nipples should be taught in sex ed and you've got it licked.

But, I understand if you don't feel comfortable posting a simulation video in the name of public education.

You could post a video demonstrating your ABCs-tracing technique on a pair of fuzzy coconuts or wrinkly walnuts if that's more comfortable and familiar to you. ')
No I didn't. I said "Bringing a woman to the big O prior to penetration should be taught in sex ed." And, did you just call me gay? hah





04-18-2018 01:18 PM
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Oh. I thought your comment was in response to the specific topic of the linked article, not simply getting a woman to orgasm before penetration.

Bringing women to climax without penetration isn't difficult. Most young females, and males for that matter, learn to bring themselves and others to orgasm before ever experiencing sexual intercourse. Using the hands, tongue, and items to stimulate genitalia to the point of climax is elementary.

Yet, where most men will climax through penetration alone, most women won't orgasm during penetration without clitoral stimulation before or during sexual intercourse (Big Sal being one of the exceptions). All of which is pretty common knowledge and not what the article was about.

The article was about how 1 in 3 women can be brought to orgasm through nipple play alone (without genital stimulation or penetration) because the same part of the brain which activates clitoral stimulation also activates nipple stimulation. It also focused on how recent research indicates that having sex at least once a week -- even if they don't really care for it -- slows the ageing process in women and leads to longer lifespans.

So, the next time your old ladies tell you they have a headache, no need for cajoling. Just play with their nipples for a while and tell them that you really want to help them stay youthful so they'll live a long time. Of course, if they can't stand the sight or touch of you and would rather die, you're pretty much fucked (so to speak).





04-19-2018 01:59 AM
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