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One Liner "Blonde Jokes"
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One Liner "Blonde Jokes"

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Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.






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04-21-2018 05:58 AM
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Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

Q: How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A: There is white out on the screen.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: Opens the car door.






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04-21-2018 06:49 PM
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Q: If a blonde and a burnette were to jump off a bridge at the same time witch one would hit the water first?
A: The burnette cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: Why did the blonde highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy?
A: Because she was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

Q: How do you recognize a natural blonde at the beach ?
A: They wear their g-strings backwards.

Q: What do you call a blonde who never takes a shower?
A: A dirty blonde.






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04-23-2018 11:29 PM
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.






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