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I'm finding this a bit creepy
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Baby/monkey near the road.



You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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It IS creepy and I'm sorta bothered that an animal would be used like that.
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Twitter would be all a flutter if that was in the U.S. of A.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#4
That is pretty creepy, but the monkey doesnt seem stressed and he didnt mind taking the money.
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(04-25-2018, 11:52 AM)sally Wrote: That is pretty creepy, but the monkey doesnt seem stressed and he didnt mind taking the money.
Monkey's don't mind taking anything.
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Well I'd rather give my money to a monkey dressed like a doll than one of those assholes that stand at the intersections holding up signs. It's become a big thing here now and it's annoying because they're all able bodied, I saw a boyfriend and girlfriend out there the other day probably in their 30s and looked all strung out on meth holding up a sign that said "anything helps, god bless". Yeah, fuck you.
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(04-25-2018, 01:16 PM)sally Wrote: Well I'd rather give my money to a monkey dressed like a doll than one of those assholes that stand at the intersections holding up signs. It's become a big thing here now and it's annoying because they're all able bodied, I saw a boyfriend and girlfriend out there the other day probably in their 30s and looked all strung out on meth holding up a sign that said "anything helps, god bless". Yeah, fuck you.
Agreed, and I think it's a big thing everywhere. Around here if they don't have any luck at the intersection, they hang out in grocery store parking lots asking for $0.84 to catch a bus home. The words "fuck off" pass through my lips far too easily to fall for this con.
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(04-25-2018, 11:30 AM)Maggot Wrote: Twitter would be all a flutter if that was in the U.S. of A.


Really? Why?
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There's a short, fat, red headed lady that hangs out at the grocery store here and tells everyone that she's trying to get gas so she can make it back to Ohio. About 2 months ago she told me the story and I gave her two bucks just so she'd get the hell away from me and I guess she forgot because she came up to me again with the same story. I told her that you told me that story two months ago, how long is it going to take you to get your fat ass back to Ohio.
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I don't like being asked for money and I don't like it when those little girls run up to me and try to sell me their fuckin' cookies either. Just don't.
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I get a lot of the hard-luck "I need gas money to get to my dying grandma in anyplace USA" kind of stories by people in the grocery store and gas station parking lots here too.

Sometimes I'll give a dollar or two if I have cash on me. But, not when they're rude or totally wasted. "Sorry, I don't carry cash" is my standard refusal.

The worst kind of hit-up for cash by strangers is when people standing on the side of the road at long lights come up and just start washing car windows without even asking, and then demand to be paid for their services. THAT pisses me off. It used to happen at least once or twice month, but it seems to happen way less frequently now. Maybe the cops have cracked down on the extortion (or maybe it's because I keep my truck a lot cleaner since I got it painted)?

Anyway, I think I'd probably have a hard time resisting giving the dolled-up monkey a couple of bucks for originality.
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A few months ago, I gave some money to a black guy who was looking for some money so he could get some breakfast at the McDonald's in the Plaza. After I gave him a few dollars, he was like " Could ya give me $10 more so I don't have to stand around here all day?" I was like "No." And walked away.

But yeah, I probably would give the creepy monkey baby doll $10.
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(04-25-2018, 02:34 PM)sally Wrote: There's a short, fat, red headed lady that hangs out at the grocery store here and tells everyone that she's trying to get gas so she can make it back to Ohio. About 2 months ago she told me the story and I gave her two bucks just so she'd get the hell away from me and I guess she forgot because she came up to me again with the same story. I told her that you told me that story two months ago, how long is it going to take you to get your fat ass back to Ohio.
She's not there to make money. She's there to steal souls.
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She stole Sally's soul. 21
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Hmmm. Stolen Souls. Sally, let's start a garage band. I have our name.
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Ohio must be awesome. There's a guy at our Walmart who needs gas money to get there too.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(04-25-2018, 06:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hmmm. Stolen Souls. Sally, let's start a garage band. I have our name.
Neither of you are Gingers.
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(04-25-2018, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She stole Sally's soul. 21

Sally doesn't have a soul to steal.

She gave it to her husband.

Love025
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#19
Lucifer?
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