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I DON'T THINK I'M OLD
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I DON'T THINK I'M OLD



...until it smashes me in the face. Ha!

I was sitting with someone the other day while she was getting a card & cash ready for her grandson's birthday and I kinda snorted that she was giving a kid $300 and she said he's turning 25. I shouted YOU LIE! Ahahahaha! I clearly remember him in diapers. Am I the only one this happens to? Does time fly for you?






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05-05-2018 12:26 PM
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RE: I DON'T THINK I'M OLD

Time goes by faster every day until you die, like a movie slowly going fast forward until it all becomes a blur, then it ends. What gives people eternal life is a song or a statue. And even that's not "forever"






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05-05-2018 12:50 PM
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RE: I DON'T THINK I'M OLD

(05-05-2018 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

...until it smashes me in the face. Ha!

I was sitting with someone the other day while she was getting a card & cash ready for her grandson's birthday and I kinda snorted that she was giving a kid $300 and she said he's turning 25. I shouted YOU LIE! Ahahahaha! I clearly remember him in diapers. Am I the only one this happens to? Does time fly for you?

Yes. But then I remember I'm a kid at heart, mind and soul and it doesn't matter how old my fleshbag containment unit is.






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05-05-2018 03:17 PM
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RE: I DON'T THINK I'M OLD

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Old Age is always 20 years older then you actually are! hah






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05-05-2018 08:26 PM
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