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WATERMELON
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WATERMELON



Have you ever put booze in one?






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06-02-2018 11:55 AM
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That sounds like a trailer park antic.

‘C’mon kids, dig in!’





06-02-2018 12:43 PM
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Don't you ever go to adults only parties anymore?






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06-02-2018 12:47 PM
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I've made punch with it floating around in the bowl all cut up. Good stuff! What would you put in it?






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06-02-2018 12:51 PM
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(06-02-2018 12:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:  What would you put in it?


Clear booze, like vodka. I'm watching a youtube video on it now. hah






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06-02-2018 12:53 PM
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I always used rum in my fruit concoctions.






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06-02-2018 12:55 PM
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Woooo. Drunkest I've ever been. Hot rum toddies at a Christmas party. So drunk. *gags* Memory still holds power.






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06-02-2018 12:57 PM
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I like getting drunk but hate being drunk.






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06-02-2018 01:00 PM
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(06-02-2018 01:00 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I like getting drunk


I don't get drunk anymore but when I was drinking I always liked the social aspect of it. Now I'm a homebody & a pothead.






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I vaguely remember a friend who used to do that for big summer parties. She would core out a melon and make chunks but leave the rind basically whole, cutting it kinda like a jackolantern minus the eyes etc. Then she'd put all the chunks back in there and pour a bottle of vodka in I think. Called them melon bombs or something. I never really paid a lot of attention, alcohol was not my thing.






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06-02-2018 01:04 PM
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(06-02-2018 11:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

Have you ever put booze in one?

In one no. Had a watermelon margarita once and had a watermelon coolatta yesterday though.






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06-02-2018 03:02 PM
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(06-02-2018 12:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Don't you ever go to adults only parties anymore?

Yes, but they’re strictly spouse-swapping soirees.

No booze or drugs allowed





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I scoop out half a watermelon and use my melon baller to make little balls out of the watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew and what have you. Then I mix the fruit with a splash of orange liquor, lime juice and mint to make a mojito fruit salad and fill the watermelon shell with the fruit balls. It's not for getting drunk, however. It's just to taste good and look pretty.





06-02-2018 04:44 PM
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i havent drunk any booze since December.






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06-02-2018 05:13 PM
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